Jenna Bush in trouble again

twitchy · December 13th, 2005, 10:17 AM

No Happy Ending For Jenna Bush

Jenna Bush’s infamous ID-gate videotape is raising more questions than the Zapruder film. According to a source who has seen the footage—which features a self-described downtown coke dealer relating his late-night run-in with the First Daughter, and brandishing her wallet (stuffed with over $1,000 in cash) and college ID as souvenirs—the man insinuates that the two shared more than just drinks.
A well-informed source, who has a DVD copy of the interview shot by tbirdshow.com’s Travis Poston, says that at one point the dealer claims that the young, blonde Jenna Bush with the Texas accent he hung out with that night (and who happened to leave behind Jenna Bush’s belongings) had been “helping [him] clean up” the bar after a long night of partying.
(A publicist for First Lady Laura Bush has unequivocally denied that her daughter has ever been to the Chinatown bar, Happy Ending, even though we hear the UT-Austin ID card displayed in the film clearly shows the hard-partying political liability’s name, picture and student ID number.)
The Secret Service are reportedly taking the tape seriously enough to investigate, and they’re not the only ones. When Fresh Intelligence emailed tbirdshow.com about securing selected clips to host on this site, we received the following curt response: “There are about ten top papers fighting for that footage. Get in line.”
Needless to say, “if a coke dealer has your ID it doesn’t look so good,” quipped the source.
Apparently, the affable salesman doesn’t limit his company to presidential offspring. “He brags on camera that he’s down with all the members of Interpol,” our source says. “And everybody in the club that walks by in the video says ‘hi’ to him.”
Reps for Bush and Interpol could not be reached by press time.

courtesy of Radar Online

MrsDark · December 13th, 2005, 10:49 AM

Secret Service will have this swept away stat. But it's not surprising the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree! They've got their work cut out for them keeping this one's illegal shit on the down low! Even though she actually looks more like a weed smoker who indulges in the mad munchies than a cokehead. But booze can make you fat too. We know she likes to booze it up.

Teceth · December 13th, 2005, 10:51 AM

I'd get fucked up all the time if Dubya was my daddy, too.

Bellatheball · December 13th, 2005, 11:03 AM

Yeah, because if I were someone important, I'd be damn sure to say hi and make nice with my coke dealer? Something doesn't add up.

I actually think Jenna is very pretty. Barbara? Not so much.

Saery · December 13th, 2005, 11:50 AM

If everyone knows she has a problem, why doesn't anyone seem to be trying to get her help? I realize you're not truly going to be helped unless you want it, but she's the President's daughter. You would think his office would be doing all it could to force her into cleaning up her act.

Ms. Hot · December 13th, 2005, 02:49 PM

Ha, if its not serious then why is the Secret Service looking into it...whatever...

MrsDark · December 13th, 2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saery

If everyone knows she has a problem, why doesn't anyone seem to be trying to get her help? I realize you're not truly going to be helped unless you want it, but she's the President's daughter. You would think his office would be doing all it could to force her into cleaning up her act.

She probably doesn't have a serious problem. Otherwise, don't think her family wouldn't yank her fat ass up and throw her into some hush, hush rehab treatment program or hire her private counselors to deal with it. I think she's just a spoiled little shit who likes to party and knows she can get away with at least a certain amount of it since daddy's people will make it go away before it gets to the point of public knowledge or serious trouble for her.

cocainekate · December 13th, 2005, 07:53 PM

Very nice. Those kids have been lying low since graduation and I knew they were up to something.

pacific breeze · December 13th, 2005, 08:21 PM

Like father, like daughter. She's a dead ringer for the old man.

Wonder if she and sis will have their college loans denied for life because they have criminal records courtesy of a law dad initiated to deter kids from smoking pot and the like. Oh, I forgot, that law only applies to the poor and disadvantaged, not spoiled rich brats like the Bush spawn.

southernbelle · December 13th, 2005, 08:22 PM

I don't really understand what this is trying to insinuate... that Jenna Bush was at a bar on the same night as a coke dealer and they happened to cross paths? Did anyone stop to think that maybe he stole the wallet or had a fake student ID made? He's a drug dealer... obviously not someone who values honesty or obedience of the rules. Why would she give him her wallet?