Britney Spears' New Nanny, Shar Jackson!

UndercoverGator · October 11th, 2005, 04:48 PM

This article has to be some sort of sick joke. It cannot possibly be true! Found it on a site called 'My Kinda Place'

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Shar-ped Tongued 11/10/2005
Britney Spears has buried her war of words with hubby Kevin Federline’s ex, and hired her as the couple’s nanny! Kevin walked out on eight months pregnant Shar Jackson when he met Britney, launching a bitter feud between the ex-Moesha star and the pop princess. But insiders say Britney’s become concerned about how little time Kev’s spent at home since the birth of their son, Sean Preston, so turned to Shar for help. Shar’s all too familiar with Kevin’s wayward ways so offered to look after the baby while Britney and Kev patch things up.

“Kevin walked out on Shar when she was eight months pregnant with Kaleb, so he could be with Britney,” said one source. “But ironically the two girls have become very close since Britney became a mother. And they often look after each other’s kids. Shar was the first person Britney turned to when Kevin started going out partying and playing golf, instead of looking after her and their new baby. Shar suspects Kevin is envious of the amount of time Britney spends with her son. So she’s looking after Sean to give Britney more time with Kev. They hope that by uniting all of his children under one roof, and creating a cosy, domestic atmosphere, he’ll want to spend more time at home.” But Kev’s yet to be convinced by his new living arrangements. “It was a bit of a shock at first. But it’s really helping him realise how important family is. He’s just stunned that Britney came up with such a cunning idea. He always thought she was a sweet, naïve little angel.”

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muchlove · October 11th, 2005, 04:53 PM

No way... I don't believe it.

muchlove · October 11th, 2005, 05:55 PM

It'll be like a white trash harem!

fashion slave · October 11th, 2005, 05:57 PM

oh please, oh please, OH PLEASE let this be true. if it is, i don't know which of the two is more of an idiot.

stargazer · October 11th, 2005, 06:02 PM

Hasn't Britney seen some of the undercover TV footage of nannies slapping around kids when their parents aren't around? And that happened with nannies who didn't have an ax to grind with their employers.

DUH.

moushi · October 11th, 2005, 06:16 PM

shitney is one stupid turd if this is true. damn. how much dumber can she get?

FierceKiten · October 11th, 2005, 06:21 PM

That E! bio about Kevvie with one of his old girlfriends is tru, how much more proof does the Shitney Cheeto need. Maybe she's waiting for it to hit Us Weekly so she can cash in.

SammysMom · October 11th, 2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Killjoy

Wow, if that's true Britney is one dumb bitch. Kevvie can now have all his baby mamas under one roof and choose which he wants sex with. Before Brit-Brit knows it Kevvie and the nanny will be close, Jude Law style.

An image of Jude Law and nanny Daisy come into my head

luvmy2cats · October 11th, 2005, 06:29 PM

I missed the E! bio on kevvie so I'm not sure what you're talking about on that one. And yes, I can see Britney thinking that they would be one big happy family. I'm shocked that Lynne hasn't stepped in and put a big No in there.

Part of me still wants to believe that Shar and Kevin are in cahoots with one another, and this is just another way for them to ride the gravy train.

FierceKiten · October 11th, 2005, 06:36 PM

All It was talking about was how he wouldnt thinking twice about leaving America for the lost city of Atlantis, mediforically speaking. Just shows you how much he looking out for number one, and the she happened to be the idiot to fall for him