December 3rd, 2005, 11:20 AM
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12-2-2005-Jessica Simpson reportedly turns to Johnny Knoxville for support
Jessica Simpson has reportedly turned to Johnny Knoxville for support since her split from husband Nick Lachey.
The beautiful blonde has been comforted by her gorgeous 'Dukes of Hazzard' co-star since her public split from singer Nick.
A source said: 'There has been no shortage of shoulders for Jess to cry on.
Lots of friends - both male and female - have rallied round. But Johnny has been one of the most supportive.'
But despite his compassion for the singer turned actress, sources insist the 'Jackass' star and Jessica are just good friends.
A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper: 'There's nothing going between them. Johnny is a happily married man who just feels very protective of Jess and what she is having to go through at the moment.'
http://people.monstersandcritics.com...e_for_support_
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December 3rd, 2005, 11:23 AM
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Happily married man?? Er, ok....not sure I'm buying that one, but whatever.
I love Johnny, and when me and my hubby split up I sure he's around to comfort me!
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December 3rd, 2005, 11:37 AM
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 They'd make a good couple dumb and dumber (but I secretly find him hot too)
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December 3rd, 2005, 12:19 PM
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Wonder why she would have to turn to him "for support", when she is "coping so well" according to Ashlee...
...also wonder what his Knoxville's WIFE thinks.
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December 3rd, 2005, 12:20 PM
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oh they are SO doing the dirty! those crazy kids.
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December 3rd, 2005, 12:21 PM
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yeah "support" her horny coke invested sex sessions
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December 3rd, 2005, 12:22 PM
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Last night I caught David Spade's Show Biz Show and there was a hilarious bit where he wheedled past security into the Simpson home with a camera (pointed down with just feet showing while he talked to the various people) and he found Knoxville hiding in Jess' closet! Knoxville was like "Hey dude! you didn't see me here! :::extending drink glass::: "By the way, can you bring me another jack and coke?"
Anyone else catch this?
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December 3rd, 2005, 02:37 PM
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^Is that David Spade show any good? I have to try to catch it some time.
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Originally Posted by Classic Broad
...also wonder what his Knoxville's WIFE thinks.
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I think they have some sort of "arrangement."
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December 3rd, 2005, 08:55 PM
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Going from Nick Lachay to Johnny Knoxville....that's like going from Filet Mignon to 3-day-old hamburger........!!!
Blech!!!
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December 3rd, 2005, 09:06 PM
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I'm give it 2 months before Jessica "I don't have sex outside of marriage!!!!!!!" Simpson has followed in the latest celeb trend of getting knocked up by your movie star boyfriend. I wonder how Creepy Pa Simpson would explain that.
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December 3rd, 2005, 09:08 PM
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Well that's just lovely. Just when you think she couldn't be a bigger whore, she goes for a married man.
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December 3rd, 2005, 09:19 PM
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well if it is true, then Jessica will lose any sympathy she may gain from the bust up of her marriage. Of course, she's not getting much sympathy because most of the media that is out on the split places the blame in her court. Nick seems to be getting most of the sympathy. I can just see this simple little split up snowballing until Jessica pretty much gets branded as the whore of babylon.
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December 3rd, 2005, 09:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Classic Broad
Going from Nick Lachay to Johnny Knoxville....that's like going from Filet Mignon to 3-day-old hamburger........!!!
Blech!!!
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Ha! Ok so Johnny's a dirt bag,but he's a good looking dirt bag
I'd take him over Lachay (yuck) anyday
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December 3rd, 2005, 10:02 PM
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Maybe Britney can give Jessica tips on how to steal a married man.
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December 3rd, 2005, 10:12 PM
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Jessica - once a talentless ho, always a talentless ho.
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