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Old October 7th, 2005, 10:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Katie Holmes Continues Purge of Inner Circle

Katie Holmes fired her publicist of nearly eight years on Tuesday. During her conversation with Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, Holmes did not mention that she was pregnant by fiancé Tom Cruise. The next day, the news broke.

In short order since meeting Cruise in April, Holmes has now fired her manager, changed agents and discharged her publicist. All had been her longtime allies. And let’s not forget the broken engagement back in March to actor Chris Klein. That’s a lot of activity in less than a year.

Where does that leave our Katie? I’m told that Holmes has claimed Cruise’s sister, Lee Ann Devette, as her new publicist.

Pictures of Holmes from just a few days ago with Cruise on the set of "Mission: Impossible 3" are circulating on the Internet. There’s no sign of a pregnancy, but there is a woman in the background of every picture. She’s been identified as Jessica Feshbach Rodriguez, Holmes’ best friend since the spring and a high-level minder from the Church of Scientology.



Feshbach’s family has donated millions to Scientology.

As for Holmes’ friends here in New York, the word is that not one of them has heard from the actress since she left to meet Cruise for the first time last April.

And since Holmes has become associated with Cruise, her career has come to a standstill. Pretty much the only project she has coming up is the DVD release of "Batman Begins." That DVD coincides with the release of the one for "War of the Worlds." The timing of the releases and the pregnancy announcement are probably coincidental.

Holmes pulled out of the movie she was supposed to make, "Factory Girl," after she became involved with Cruise. Certain to be a career maker, the role of Edie Sedgwick will now be played by Sienna Miller.

A more recently announced part, a smallish one in a Dennis Quaid-directed feature about the 1961 murder of a woman by her bandleader husband, will probably have to be tabled now.

Holmes also makes an appearance in "Thank You for Smoking." Otherwise, her career trajectory — which was on the upswing with "Pieces of April" — is over.

All of this still leaves the issue of Holmes’ family back in Toledo. They’re putting on a brave face. But they can’t be too thrilled about a pregnancy without a marriage. So I guess we can expect an adrenaline-filled, paparazzi-crazed wedding sometime in the next month. Gentlemen, start your helicopters.
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Old October 7th, 2005, 10:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Stupid girl, she deserves whatever happens.
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Old October 7th, 2005, 10:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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All I can think of is that poor girls parents. They must be absolutely mortified and frightened for their daughter.
Don't get me wrong, I personally love it, but I do feel bad for her folks.
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Old October 7th, 2005, 10:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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They should feel bad for raising such a moron
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Old October 7th, 2005, 10:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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What in the world did he do to her? Is it 'vitamins' slipped into her OJ each morning? Or is it an excess of excercise? I say an intervention is needed stat.
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Old October 7th, 2005, 12:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Maybe she got sucked into this whole thing b/c she worshipped Tom Cruise as she was growing up. OR maybe they just paid her enough in the beginning and now she has been fully brainwashed. The ship has landed!
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Old October 7th, 2005, 12:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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OMG, reading that sickened me. Especially the part about no one hearing from her since April.

The fact that she got pregnant has made this such a tragedy...not so easy to run away now!
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Exactly how DID she become so weak minded seriously???
She didn't really need the alleged 5 million he is paying her, and she already had a following and a career.
I just don't get it. To get sucked into this abyss is absolutely insane.
I think I just answered my own question. Answer: insane
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Cruise must have a really big floppy dick to keep Katie grinning like a retard all the time. ha ha, look I made a joke about Tom being a hetero-seksual.
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I'm actually starting to feel sad for her.
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Get ready for oodles more huge, nasty, stress-induced herpes sores!

Maybe someone will take pity and sneak meds into some home-baked brownies! (remember the benadryl brownies from Curb Your Enthusiasm?)

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Old October 7th, 2005, 02:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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My theories:

I think he divorced Nicole because she finally just outright rejected Scientology, and the 10 year mark was coming up, so hurry up & divorce so you don't lose more stuff.

Penelope Cruz is a man-getter, but not a man-keeper. She manages to entice, lure & trap all her co-stars because she becomes everything they ever wanted in a woman, but no one can keep that crap up forever. Tom had to move on, because the illusion wore off.

Katie is a cute little blank slate. She makes him feel young again, especially since she looks 12 years old. She makes him feel large & in charge. She's fairly well-known but without the egos & gumption of Nicole & Penelope. She'll do anything he wants & change however he wants. She's like Play-doh. She's hoping that she will benefit professionally from this alliance, but unfortunately, she latched onto him at the WRONG time. I think his deal with the devil has run out.

I used to think the gay rumors about Tom were ridiculous, but not anymore. Do you think Katie knows he's gay, and she's just willing to ride this gravy train of publicity?
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I just want to know who the inseminator is. Any ideas? Maybe they froze L. Ron's baby batter and it's now expanding in Katie's womb? Ewww...I just grossed myself out.
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I wonder if they have a gilded turkey baster
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turkey basters are probably banned. Maybe they hung her upside down by her toenails and dripped it in?
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