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    Default Britney Spears' bullshit attempt at 'rap'

    This is a joke, but its so ridiculous, you have to read it.

    We hope this is a joke!

    Another new Britney Spears song has leaked, and this one is even more painful than the other!

    It didnít work for K-Fed, and itís not working for her.

    Britney raps yíall!

    This is so painful.

    Check out the song and lyrics below.

    It Feels Nice

    Iím Britney Spears and Iím shaking my ass
    I sign a thousand autographs
    Please - just get to the point when you talk to me
    And if a favor gets involved, just rub my feet
    Yea this business is fucked
    And I want some fun
    I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb and Dumber
    Psych- I take that back, Iím just trickiní you see
    Cause when I show my belly everybody copies me
    Itís kinda cool, nothiní but guys
    But Iím just Britney Spears and I got all this power
    But the bottom line is I donít even use it
    Right when you become a bitch thatís when you lose it
    So what if I do? What if I lose it all today?
    Iíve always got my friends to hold me all the way
    Happiness is the key, and love when you fall
    Like Lauren Hill said you ainít got that - got nothing at all, yíall
    So how you been?
    Itís been awhile.
    But it feels nice
    It really feels nice
    Yea
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    you can listen to her rap it on the site.

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    Holy crap..now I know I've heard and seen everything possible from this girl!

    Pathetic..

    It must just be how she rolls, ya'll!!!

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    This can not be real.
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    she recorded this rap for an episode of punk'd a few years ago... it IS a joke.


    the episode of Punk'd:
    YouTube - Britney Spears - Punk'D Part 1
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    this fat bitch needs her trap sewn shut

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    Hah funny

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    I vaguely remember that clip from punk'd.

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    Um, yeah.

    I do remember this for punk'd but with Brit, anything is possible.
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    ALL rap is bullshit, not just Britney's.

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    Everyday now is like a giant extended episode of Punk'D with Britney...

    Except she never seems to get that the joke is on her...
    vaya con dios

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    She doesn't need to sit at home and watch 'dumb and dumber'- she is dumb and dumber.

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