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    HEAR there’s more trouble in the X Factor camp.

    Boss SIMON COWELL has read the riot act to LOUIS WALSH after he slagged off the SPICE GIRLS.
    Simon is desperate to get the reformed five-piece to appear on the first live X Factor show in October.
    So he was livid when superbitch Louis opened his big gob and said Posh, Scary, Ginger, Sporty and Baby were over-rated, talentless, past their sell-by-date and not very good looking.
    Nice one, Louis!
    It meant that a grovelling Simon had to go cap in hand to the girls to beg forgiveness to get them to come on the show.
    A source said: “Simon was furious with Louis for slaughtering the Spice Girls. He really wants them to do a masterclass on one of the X Factor live shows and now fears Louis has blown it.
    “He gave him a bollocking and told him to keep his mouth shut.
    “The Spice Girls are the biggest act in Britain right now.

    “Their reunion tour is in hot demand so getting them on the X Factor would be a real coup and a ratings winner. The girls and their management company, 19, haven’t said yes or no yet. Simon is going to have to do a lot more grovelling to make it happen.”
    Simon ... laid down the law

    I reckon it’s about time Louis shot to the top of my bitch list.
    And I’m going to help Simon by zipping up the feisty Irishman’s big mouth for a while.
    Louis is none too happy that he has been lumbered with the over-25s category either.
    He has been moaning that there is only one decent contestant in the whole group and he thinks he has no hope of winning the contest this year.
    I can reveal that Simon has the groups category, SHARON OSBOURNE has the young girls and DANNII MINOGUE has the young boys.
    And we all know that Westlife and Boyzone manager Louis would rather have the young boys, don’t we?

    The Sun Online - Bizarre: Zip up your mouth, Louis

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    So he was livid when superbitch Louis opened his big gob and said Posh, Scary, Ginger, Sporty and Baby were over-rated, talentless, past their sell-by-date and not very good looking.

    The truth always hurts, eh?

    The Spice Girls are the biggest act in Britain right now.

    Seriously? ...

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    “The Spice Girls are the biggest act in Britain right now."

    Is it 1996 and no one told me?





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    |:[ I think that Louis did the show a favor.

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    The Spice Girls are the biggest act in Britain right now.
    Surely not?
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    Uh we already knew they were all that and more!

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    People of the World SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! Every boy and every girl,
    SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!
    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxmobster View Post
    People of the World SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! Every boy and every girl,
    SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!
    Slam it to the left
    If you're having a good time
    Shake it to the right
    If you know that you feel fine

    *shakes her over-rated, talentless, past its sell-by-date and not very good looking butt*
    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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