Katie Price might poop for Peter Andre

**Honey** · August 24th, 2007, 09:34 PM

Prepare to lose your breakfast - you have been warned. If it weren't enough in recent weeks that Katie Price has already given us details of her mother's prolapse, the size of Peter Andre's cock and how he exfoliates his arsehole, she's just gone and trumped her herself, if you'll excuse the expression.

As always, she's once again talking a load of old shit. And, unfortunately, not metaphorically. Discussing her and Peter's sex life for what must be the hundredth time (does she really have to?) she recently confessed that the couple will do anything to keep their spark alive.

As well as pretending to be other people (presumably other sane, attractive and discrete people), Price hasn't ruled out a bit of scatological fun. "I have a wee on the toilet in front of him," she blurted out, "But I'd never have a poo in front of Pete, unless it was a sexual act."

And with that picture in your fevered imaginations, I'm off to throw up until the bile in my stomach runs dry.

Katie Price rules nothing out of her and Peter Andre's sex life

**KrisNine** · August 24th, 2007, 11:19 PM

Wow...a bit on the "Too Much Information" side.

**Shalev** · August 25th, 2007, 01:59 AM

If that what she wants to do- whatever, but why the hell she's telling stories about it to the whole world..? Seriously, this is just too much.
Save something to yourself and Peter only.

**aabbcc** · August 25th, 2007, 07:47 AM

Oh, just shut up. No one believes you have an active sex life with your GAY husband.

**Merlot-N-Bali** · August 25th, 2007, 08:04 AM

Sick. She and R. Kelly should get together.

**sweetrebel** · August 25th, 2007, 10:12 AM

I just don't understand how someone could be turned on by shit.
Golden showers are pretty nasty, but at least it isn't SHIT.

**southernbelle** · August 25th, 2007, 02:15 PM

How would that even be considered a sexual act? Katie Price and her boyfriend sound like sick individuals.

DitaPage* · August 25th, 2007, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

Oh, just shut up. No one believes you have an active sex life with your GAY husband.

Exactly.

**cataroo** · August 25th, 2007, 04:18 PM

WOW ... just when I thought I had heard EVERYTHING about their sex life ...

That being said ... STFU Katie (or Jordan ... or whatever the hell your name is)!!!!!

**SnuffMaker** · August 25th, 2007, 10:12 PM

So so longing for attention. Katie sucks!

**Voodoo Child** · August 25th, 2007, 10:55 PM

I wish I didn't read this. The thought of slimy greasy Andre ewwwww never mind.

**celeb_2006** · August 25th, 2007, 10:58 PM

Remember the good old days when celebrities had some measure of class and dignity, instead of mugging for the media about every little disgusting aspect of their pathetic lives, or flashing their pubes?

SIGH....