August 23rd, 2007, 08:25 PM
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Britney Spears is so desperate to get away from her custody battle she is considering moving to London, it was claimed today.
According to a US newspaper she has set her heart on fleeing to Britain, and is even developing an English accent.
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 Brit the Brit: friends say Britney, pictured in Hollywood, wants to flee Federline and her custody battle
A friend said: "She thinks her only hope is to move to London for a fresh start.
"She is so scared about losing her boys that her mind is racing trying to think of how to keep them.
"Britney thinks she can arrive in London and blend in with the locals. But she doesn't have a clue how to write a cheque." Spears, 25, is fighting her ex-husband, rapper Kevin Federline, for custody of their sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, 10 months.
Is Britney ready to flee the U.S. in custody row? | the Daily Mail
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August 23rd, 2007, 08:29 PM
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August 23rd, 2007, 08:50 PM
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Yeah London is the perfect place to escape photogs!
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August 23rd, 2007, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Honey
According to a US newspaper she has set her heart on fleeing to Britain, and is even developing an English accent.
A friend said: "She thinks her only hope is to move to London for a fresh start.
"She is so scared about losing her boys that her mind is racing trying to think of how to keep them.
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#1. Why doesn't she work on developing parenting skills instead of an English accent?
#2. Yeah, it's the location of her home that is the problem, not the fact that she is a drunken, drugged-out, selfish, filthy, crazy-ass piece of trash.
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August 23rd, 2007, 09:19 PM
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I so hope she doesn't come here 
We don't have cheetos here though, well not round my way as far as I know
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August 23rd, 2007, 09:24 PM
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I so hope she doesn't come here
We don't have cheetos here though, well not round my way as far as I know |
The American people will donate a dozen cases of Cheetos to get rid of the horrible skank. 
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August 23rd, 2007, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Honey
Britney Spears is so desperate to get away from her custody battle she is considering moving to London, it was claimed today.
According to a US newspaper she has set her heart on fleeing to Britain, and is even developing an English accent.
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an English accent to Brit is NOT saying ya'll
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August 23rd, 2007, 09:29 PM
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Move to an island.
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August 23rd, 2007, 09:50 PM
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According to a US newspaper she has set her heart on fleeing to Britain, and is even developing an English accent.
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*groan*
Why do aging pop stars do this?
*glares at Vadge*
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August 23rd, 2007, 09:51 PM
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I'm SO sure that moving across a friggin ocean during a custody battle will fly SO good with the judge. What an asshat
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August 23rd, 2007, 09:57 PM
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Move to an island.
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Yeah, like Atlantis...
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August 23rd, 2007, 10:50 PM
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The American people will donate a dozen cases of Cheetos to get rid of the horrible skank. |
That'll last her about a week 
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August 23rd, 2007, 11:12 PM
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that cracked me up
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August 24th, 2007, 01:30 AM
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That'll last her about a week |
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August 24th, 2007, 01:55 AM
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an English accent to Brit is NOT saying ya'll
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