Lindsay Lohan may dodge the world's biggest bullet

**Born In A Brothel** · August 22nd, 2007, 07:12 AM

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ there is a "strong possibility" the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office will NOT file felony charges against Lindsay Lohan in connection with her two DUI arrests.

We're told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.

As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility -- also a felony. But we're told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.

That basically leaves misdemeanor DUI charges for both incidents. If Lohan is found guilty of both, she'd have to serve a minimum of four days in jail, and that beats prison, baby!

And we're told Lohan's mega-lawyer Blair Berk and prosecutors have been talking a lot and that spells a possible plea bargain.

Here's what's for sure: If Lohan is not charged with a felony, she is not required to attend Friday's arraignment. If that's the case, put money on it -- Lindsay will be a no show.

Lohan May Dodge the World's Biggest Bullet - TMZ.com

**Chilly Willy** · August 22nd, 2007, 07:19 AM

I'm glad. I know I'm the only one, but I'm glad.

**Grimmlok** · August 22nd, 2007, 07:21 AM

what the fuck? celebrity justice. It figures. She should have the fucking book thrown at her, its like the third fucking time.

Lindsay Lohan: the Pete Doherty of drunken car chases.

**Chilly Willy** · August 22nd, 2007, 07:43 AM

Thank God, she's rich.

**Sweetie** · August 22nd, 2007, 07:45 AM

I think that's just insane. I like her and I have been where's she's at in her life right now but it really isn't fair to the normal joe's that get sent away when they are found with cocaine.

I wonder what set the deal for this plea....did she narc on her dealer or did she pay the judge? There has to have been something done.

**Chilly Willy** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:08 AM

So does this mean she can leave rehab now?

**aabbcc** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

what the fuck? celebrity justice. It figures. She should have the fucking book thrown at her, its like the third fucking time.

Lindsay Lohan: the Pete Doherty of drunken car chases.

I agree.

Slap her on the wrist and send her home. That'll teach her.

Then she'll do it again and kill someone.

**cataroo** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:10 AM

Unfrigginbelievable....

**Mel1973** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:21 AM

good, the sooner they let her go free, the sooner she'll fuck up and die. of course, then the world will blame the law for not locking the stupid cokewhore bitch up to protect her from herfuckingself. I honestly don't WISH death on her but I am sick of the fucking antics of these spoiled, useless fucking celebs. If Paris can make it in jail, so can firecrotch..

**buttmunch** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:26 AM

I'm glad. I know I'm the only one, but I'm glad.

You are not alone, chilly.

**sputnik** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:38 AM

^^^
that makes 3 of us.

**Grimmlok** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:44 AM

Wtf guys.. if it was ANYBODY else, they would have gotten the requisite jail time.

You guys are happy that actual justice will not be served? You're happy that there's obviously one kind of justice for you and I, and one for all these rich spoiled whores? You're happy that, just because you like this celebutard, all the cocaine carrying, public endangering, drunken driving and whatnot will be rewarded?

How is that anything to be glad about? What a demented outlook.

**Lily** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Wtf guys.. if it was ANYBODY else, they would have gotten the requisite jail time.

You guys are happy that actual justice will not be served? You're happy that there's obviously one kind of justice for you and I, and one for all these rich spoiled whores? You're happy that, just because you like this celebutard, all the cocaine carrying, public endangering, drunken driving and whatnot will be rewarded?

How is that anything to be glad about? What a demented outlook.

Yeah, if it were Doherty, everybody would be yelling "That's bullshit!" Lindsay is trash, and yet people defend her.....why? Because she was cute in The Parent Trap? The girl is a hazard, an idiot, and she's not worth defending.

**crumpet** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:49 AM

I'd love to see all of the general public just riot in the streets and cause all kinds of havoc in response to these loser celebs getting off easy when charged with very serious crimes. they don't have enough cops to stop them all and it would serve them right.

When she kills somebody will people still be glad she got off?

**sputnik** · August 22nd, 2007, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Wtf guys.. if it was ANYBODY else, they would have gotten the requisite jail time.

You guys are happy that actual justice will not be served? You're happy that there's obviously one kind of justice for you and I, and one for all these rich spoiled whores? You're happy that, just because you like this celebutard, all the cocaine carrying, public endangering, drunken driving and whatnot will be rewarded?

How is that anything to be glad about? What a demented outlook.

i know. it doesn't make any sense.