August 20th, 2007, 08:50 AM
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Adam Levine: Maria Sharapova is a dead lay
Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine has slammed tennis ace Maria Sharapova by labelling her a “dead frog” in bed.
The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.
“She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type.
”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.'
”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.
”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
We can't wait for Adam to dish the dirt on Jessica Simpson.
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=18012287
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August 20th, 2007, 08:57 AM
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This has to be a joke.....right?
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August 20th, 2007, 08:59 AM
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If it's true, he's an utter jerk.
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August 20th, 2007, 09:00 AM
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What a complete fucktard for sharing this with the world. He utterly disgusts me.
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August 20th, 2007, 09:01 AM
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Oh, come on, there's no way this is serious.
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August 20th, 2007, 09:05 AM
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If he really said this, what a friggin idiot. Dude, it sounds like YOU were the shitty lay!
Next time don't interrupt a bitch when she's thinking about someone else to get off. 
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August 20th, 2007, 09:06 AM
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I bet he veets his asshole.
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August 20th, 2007, 09:06 AM
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wow....maybe he stinks in bed
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August 20th, 2007, 09:15 AM
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”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.'
It's not really all that good when a woman needs to concentrate during sex!!!
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August 20th, 2007, 09:33 AM
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There's no way this could be serious. Right??
Why in the fucking world would he ever say this, if it's true or not??? WHY?
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August 20th, 2007, 09:38 AM
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What an ass. I can't believe this guy.
Of course it's the woman's fault if she doesn't get off.
No way it has anything to do with Adam, the midget and his midget dick.
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August 20th, 2007, 09:58 AM
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
*deep breath*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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August 20th, 2007, 10:05 AM
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He should record her tennis matches, and when they start screwing, press play for the groans.
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August 20th, 2007, 10:21 AM
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No class whatsoever.
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August 20th, 2007, 10:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TaffyMoon
”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.'
It's not really all that good when a woman needs to concentrate during sex!!!
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Well she's a world class tennis player. She's all about the concentration. hehehe.
I doubt he that big of an asshole though.
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