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Thread: Jessica Biel loves Jennifer Aniston because she's not sexy

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    Default Jessica Biel loves Jennifer Aniston because she's not sexy

    ďI understand being sexy, men love you, thatís great. But whatís really important is that women want to hang out with you. Thatís what I love about Jennifer Aniston - I watch her films and I think I love her. I really want to be her friend! I want to play those roles so women will think that about me too.Ē
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    Sexy beefcake Jessica Beil is apparently opening the door to rumors that she might be a lesbian. I actually just made all that up. But what kind of salacious news hound would I be if I went with something like: Jessica Bie really admires Jennifer Aniston, both as an actor and a woman whose strength and perseverance are a model for us all? That last one doesn’t quite give me the same wood as thinking about Jessica Biel and Jennifer Aniston making out in my living room.

    “I understand being sexy, men love you, that’s great. But what’s really important is that women want to hang out with you. “That’s what I love about Jennifer Aniston - I watch her films and I think I love her. I really want to be her friend! (source)

    Oh. Really. That sounds less like a steaming shower of boobies and girl on girl make outs and more like Jessica Biel sitting outside Jennifer Aniston’s apt in her car smoking cigarettes trying to get the nerve up to leave the teddy bear and hand made love note on her door step. Damn. Here are some pictures os Jessica Beil nude fromback inthe day,just in case you forgot why she’s #1 in your spank bank.


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    So what she's really saying is:

    "I know I'm sexy and men love me, but if I was as fug as JA, I might actually have some female admirers, too."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    So what she's really saying is:

    "I know I'm sexy and men love me, but if I was as fug as JA, I might actually have some female admirers, too."

    Yeah, but i think JA has a better body than Jessica.

    Jessica is way too solid...at least JA has more of a female's body

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    ^^Yes, she's a little too toned, like Madonna. But what a gorgeous face. I like her. I can't understand what she's doing with fugly, asshole Justin.

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    That sounds like a back-handed compliment to me.

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    Have you guys noticed that in that same photoshoot, she actually goes topless all the way? That pic is hot, but I'm amazed she went that far:

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    That pic of her in the sink looks uncomfortable. Weird idea. Looks like a public bathroom too, which is kinda grossing me out. Good thing there's her boobies to distract from that.

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    ^^Looks like she is washing her vajay jay the lazy way. LOL

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    I think she looks hot.

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    You're so vain
    You probably think this song is about you
    You're so vain
    I'll bet you think this song is about you
    Don't you? Don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Born In A Brothel View Post
    I think she looks hot.
    And I must agree with you

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    Jessica, just come out. I'm pretty sure the hip pro-lesbian women are more active movie watchers than the Fanistons. Think demographics, baby!!
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    A bit of a backhanded compliment to Maniston.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    That pic of her in the sink looks uncomfortable. Weird idea. Looks like a public bathroom too, which is kinda grossing me out. Good thing there's her boobies to distract from that.
    I agree. She is gorgeous, but what a bizarre picture! My back hurts just looking at the way she's all hunched over like that.

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