August 18th, 2007, 08:15 PM
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Jordan's favourite place to have sex is in the bath.
The glamour model - real name Katie Price - loves getting steamy with husband Peter Andre in the tub, but the couple have to plan their romps with military precision so they aren't caught by their children.
Jordan - who has two children with Peter, new baby daughter Princess Tiaamii and two-year-old son Junior, and a son, five-year-old Harvey, from her relationship with soccer star Dwight Yorke - revealed: "We get in the bath together a lot!
"But we have to plan sex really carefully. With kids it's always hard as one of them could walk in, and then you're like, 'Arggh!' "
The busty star has also revealed that Peter's private parts are completely free of pubic hair, so he is clean for lovemaking.
She said: "Pete even shaves his a**hole. Well, doesn't shave it, but uses Veet to make it go bald. He's very clean down there, like a baby."
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Jordan's bath sex
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August 18th, 2007, 08:27 PM
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She does have serious problems I think.
And remember- those who go on about their amazing sex life are usually getting none, or just plain crap at it!
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August 18th, 2007, 11:40 PM
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she is so nasty.
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August 18th, 2007, 11:44 PM
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eww TMI
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August 19th, 2007, 01:14 AM
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I was OK with it...until the Veeting of the butthole. That was a bit too much.
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August 19th, 2007, 01:17 AM
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What else do you expect to hear from a woman who gradually has sex with a cell phone. 
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August 19th, 2007, 01:19 AM
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Annoying.
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August 19th, 2007, 04:58 AM
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Oh god Jordan please shut up please please please, i'm never going to look at Peter Andre the same ever again.
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August 19th, 2007, 06:19 AM
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I don't believe her. I get the biggest gay vibe from that guy. HE might be having lots of sex, but not with her!
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August 19th, 2007, 08:09 AM
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^^
exactly. the bedazzled skullcaps give him away.
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August 19th, 2007, 08:34 AM
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You just can't just Jordan the gay away Pete.
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August 19th, 2007, 09:02 AM
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"Pete even shaves his a**hole. Well, doesn't shave it, but uses Veet to make it go bald.
Is she talking to some smut mag or just running off at the mouth? Talk about fucking tacky and TMI! No one needs or wants to know that. Gawd.
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August 19th, 2007, 09:06 AM
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Veets his bunghole. 
She's outta her mind. Next up, tossing salads.
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August 19th, 2007, 10:32 AM
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Is there anything this woman won't say??? Way. Too. Much. Information.  This woman is nasty.
I feel bad for her kids. You just know one day they're going to read about this....and other things. Cell phones perhaps? 
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August 19th, 2007, 09:11 PM
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Money just can't buy class, can it!
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