Great excuse for a nose job.
Jessica Simpson Breaks Her Nose
When I first heard about it, I was just hoping that she broke it while doing something unseemly with someone, but not her dad because that would be sick. Or that would have been great also if her dad broke Jessica's nose. That would be kind of cool. However, Jessica broke her nose as only Jessica could.
While filming her latest and hopefully last film (not counting sex tapes, and Playboy's Where Are They Now? Naked And Naughty series.) Jessica broke her nose after she accidentally hit herself in the face with a gun.
"I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!"
I am having a tough time even trying to visualize how this could have happened. What I can visualize is that her nose which she has often cited as her best feature will be so dramatically altered that she will make everyone forget about Jennifer Grey and just fade into obscurity and late night visits from dad.
Crazy Days and Nights: Jessica Simpson Breaks Her Nose
Speaking up for sluts everywhere.
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Great excuse for a nose job.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
What a dumbass. Too bad the gun didn't go off ...
Venus---I was thinking the same thing...great set up for a nose job...what an idiot. She makes the mistake of thinking the rest of the world is as stupid as she is.
Just be honest, Chestica. You wanted a new plastic nose like your fake plastic sister.
And Kim Kardashian's ass is real.
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
-Twitchy-
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
-Bugdoll-
She should have "broken" her chin and jawline first. Softened that up a tad.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
She sucks as an actress, all her movies are going straight to DVD, so she needs a nose job to revitalize her career and has to lie about it to avoid criticism about her vanity. Got it.
Why would she deliberately break her nose in the middle of filming a movie to get another nose job? That doesn't make sense to me. Lots of accidents happen on movie sets, especially to people as dumb as she is.
By breaking her nose deliberately, she would hold up production and possible be stuck with higher insurance premiums. I think this was an accident. Not everything is a conspiracy, lol.
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