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    Default Jessica Simpson breaks her nose as only she can

    Jessica Simpson Breaks Her Nose



    When I first heard about it, I was just hoping that she broke it while doing something unseemly with someone, but not her dad because that would be sick. Or that would have been great also if her dad broke Jessica's nose. That would be kind of cool. However, Jessica broke her nose as only Jessica could.

    While filming her latest and hopefully last film (not counting sex tapes, and Playboy's Where Are They Now? Naked And Naughty series.) Jessica broke her nose after she accidentally hit herself in the face with a gun.

    "I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!"

    I am having a tough time even trying to visualize how this could have happened. What I can visualize is that her nose which she has often cited as her best feature will be so dramatically altered that she will make everyone forget about Jennifer Grey and just fade into obscurity and late night visits from dad.
    Crazy Days and Nights: Jessica Simpson Breaks Her Nose

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    Great excuse for a nose job.
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    What a dumbass. Too bad the gun didn't go off ...

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    Venus---I was thinking the same thing...great set up for a nose job...what an idiot. She makes the mistake of thinking the rest of the world is as stupid as she is.

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    Just be honest, Chestica. You wanted a new plastic nose like your fake plastic sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Great excuse for a nose job.
    my first thought

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    Liar.

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    And Kim Kardashian's ass is real.
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    She should have "broken" her chin and jawline first. Softened that up a tad.
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    She sucks as an actress, all her movies are going straight to DVD, so she needs a nose job to revitalize her career and has to lie about it to avoid criticism about her vanity. Got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    And Kim Kardashian's ass is real.
    WORD Chilly!

    Great excuse for more PS on the nose. She ain't foolin no one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cataroo View Post
    What a dumbass. Too bad the gun didn't go off ...
    One can only wish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Great excuse for a nose job.

    Exactly
    my first thought!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by prnjcq7 View Post
    WORD Chilly!

    Great excuse for more PS on the nose. She ain't foolin no one.
    Good grief her nose looks like that after plastic surgery? What did it look like before I shudder to think.
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    Why would she deliberately break her nose in the middle of filming a movie to get another nose job? That doesn't make sense to me. Lots of accidents happen on movie sets, especially to people as dumb as she is.

    By breaking her nose deliberately, she would hold up production and possible be stuck with higher insurance premiums. I think this was an accident. Not everything is a conspiracy, lol.

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