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    Default Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a lost dog, creates poster

    Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!

    A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of ParisHollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:

    LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
    Age: 3 in dog years
    Weight: Anorexic
    Eyed: Dilated
    Coat: Spotted/Freckled
    Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
    My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

    MISSING
    If you have any information, please call — or go to —
    All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”

    Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog | Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton : Just Jared



    I couldn't help but laugh at this.

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    OUCH! I wonder if Paris really put that up or some jokester put it up on her gate. I can't see Paris being smart enough to be that clever, LOL.
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    People need to get a life.
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    That is freaking HILARIOUS!!!

    I especially love Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

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    Not sure that it's all that clever...it's more like something you'd stick on someone's locker in high school, which doesn't surprise me, coming from banned.
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    do you have the right to call someone a coke whore if you yourself are also a coke whore? pot meet kettle.

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    That's tasteful, especially after we all saw her crying like a little bitch.

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    They look like they're in love here. Does someone still have hurt feelings?
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    Bwahahahahhaa ahahahahaha stupid barhag LaCocaHohan.
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    First Firecrotch and now this ... *sniggers*
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetPea View Post
    They look like they're in love here. Does someone still have hurt feelings?
    I'm sure they had sex, they behave like ex lovers.
    Vodka and buttfucking for all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I'm sure they had sex, they behave like ex lovers.
    I think they did too. Sadly, I think LiLo took their relationship alot more seriously than banned did. I think banned dumped her and told everyone about her "Firecrotch".... pitiful lilo..
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    Quote Originally Posted by cataroo View Post
    That is freaking HILARIOUS!!!

    I especially love Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
    And the change in the couch bit.

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    wow that is the best thing paris has EVER done hahahah a

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    Just what you can expect from a Racist Skank!

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