Eva Longoria to teach children three languages

[Tati]

The children of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker will have their work cut out as the couple have vowed to teach them three languages.

The Desperate Housewives star insists her children will be tri-lingual and will teach them to speak English, Spanish and French.

Longoria confesses it is important to her and Parker - who married in Paris, France in June (07) - to be able to communicate in the languages they collectively speak, just like cartoon characters like Diego and Dora the Explorer.

She says, "Speedy Gonzales was the (only) bilingual character growing up and all he said was 'Arriba! Arriba!'

"We will definitely do that - absolutely, absolutely! Tony and I would love to have kids."

The couple married in July of this year in a city hall in Paris they then had a lavish church ceremony a day later.

This is the second marriage for Longoria who married Tyler Christopher in 2002 the couple divorced two years later.

Source: FemaleFirst.co.uk

Personally, I'd be happier if she just didn't spawn at all...

[Penny Lane]

Longoria confesses it is important to her and Parker - who married in Paris, France in June (07) - to be able to communicate in the languages they collectively speak, just like cartoon characters like Diego and Dora the Explorer.

She says, "Speedy Gonzales was the (only) bilingual character growing up and all he said was 'Arriba! Arriba!'

I love how the only examples she sees fit to cite are cartoon characters. Somehow I doubt she'll suceed. Call me crazy.

[cataroo]

I love the way she's assuming they'll be married long enough to even HAVE children.

I'm not too hopeful for this union ...

[Sweetie]

I will be so glad when her time is up.

[VenusInFauxFurs]

I can't stand this woman.

[Laurent]

Teaching her kids 3 languages will mean they'll be able to call her an insufferable fame-whore in 2 languages she doesn't understand.

[cataroo]

Teaching her kids 3 languages will mean they'll be able to call her an insufferable fame-whore in 2 languages she doesn't understand.

[Lily]

Ah, Dora the SCREAMING! EXPLORER! WHO YELLS! ALL THE TIME!

She wants to be a WASP so badly, she can't even hide it.

[AgentOrange]

Teaching her kids 3 languages will mean they'll be able to call her an insufferable fame-whore in 2 languages she doesn't understand.

Come on now. Eva has excellent 'oral skills'.

[doriangray]

oneay ofat emthat isay igpay atinlay an one is cursin'. this chick is so trashy and well...desperate. sorry

[Laxmobster]

Does she even know the English language???

And I give this marriage 1 year tops, and I'm being generous.

[i love my baby]

She probably also wants them to go to Oxford University, good luck you cunt!

[sweetrebel]

This is the second marriage for Longoria who married Tyler Christopher in 2002 the couple divorced two years later

What? She was married to Nikolas Cassadine??? LOL

[twitchy]

She probably also wants them to go to Oxford University, good luck you cunt!

Comment cut and pasted(aka stolen) from Femme-Fatale at Hollywood Rag forums!!! Hollywood Rag - Celebrity Gossip Board | Eva Longoria Will Raise Her Kids Trilingual

[Elvira]

twitchy, you are GR’s private eye.