And who exactly are these girls that want Pete and what are they smoking?Ashlee Simpson Warns Other Girls To Keep Their Paws Off Her Mascara
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Ashlee Simpson got huffy recently when groupie chickenheads were throwing themselves at her trannie boyfriend. She was probably just jealous because no one wanted to talk to her and her fake nose.
In Chicago last weekend with boyfriend Pete Wentz to stop by the Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel and help Crobar Chicago co- owner Mike Matushcka celebrate his 40th birthday, Simpson refused to let any girl come between herself and her man. When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson "got whiny and dragged him away," a spy said.Oh can it, sister. What do you think this bitch is up to when you're not around? He's a rock star! What do you think he's doing on that tour bus? Trading makeup tips with these ladies? God, what am I saying? He probably looks at cute cami tops from Locher's online with them and discusses his plans to have his anus bleached.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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I don't like your manufactured plastic face.
They both look like part time cashiers in Hot Topic.
So gross to know that they're bumping fuglies. I really dont think she has that much to worry about, most of gals after him are probably high.
Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...
Actually, I figure he is trading make-up tips with the ladies.
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
The guy is the fugliest of the fugly.
Match made in heaven.
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
I said I thought he was kind of cute the other day. Is it okay if I revoke my statement?
I like them together..really..he's weird.. ugly as fug..she's just as weird, just as ugly..they together = one very weird fugly bunch.
Plus who else can Pete borrow eyeliner from?
He creeps me out for some reason. In saying that, they're both fugs and they deserve each other
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At first I thought it meant that Ashlee hated her groupies. I was thinking wtf?
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