Ashlee Simpson doesn't like groupies

**greysfang** · August 10th, 2007, 05:02 PM

Ashlee Simpson Warns Other Girls To Keep Their Paws Off Her Mascara

Filed under: Ashlee Simpson , Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson got huffy recently when groupie chickenheads were throwing themselves at her trannie boyfriend. She was probably just jealous because no one wanted to talk to her and her fake nose.

In Chicago last weekend with boyfriend Pete Wentz to stop by the Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel and help Crobar Chicago co- owner Mike Matushcka celebrate his 40th birthday, Simpson refused to let any girl come between herself and her man. When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson "got whiny and dragged him away," a spy said.

Oh can it, sister. What do you think this bitch is up to when you're not around? He's a rock star! What do you think he's doing on that tour bus? Trading makeup tips with these ladies? God, what am I saying? He probably looks at cute cami tops from Locher's online with them and discusses his plans to have his anus bleached.

And who exactly are these girls that want Pete and what are they smoking?

**Voodoo Child** · August 10th, 2007, 05:44 PM

chickenheads? hahahahahaa

**Lily** · August 10th, 2007, 05:45 PM

Dear Ashlee,

I don't like your manufactured plastic face.

Love,
Lily

**VenusInFauxFurs** · August 10th, 2007, 05:48 PM

They both look like part time cashiers in Hot Topic.

**FierceKiten** · August 10th, 2007, 05:55 PM

So gross to know that they're bumping fuglies. I really dont think she has that much to worry about, most of gals after him are probably high.

**Laurent** · August 10th, 2007, 06:00 PM

Actually, I figure he is trading make-up tips with the ladies.

**Chilly Willy** · August 10th, 2007, 06:02 PM

The guy is the fugliest of the fugly.

Match made in heaven.

**Voodoo Child** · August 10th, 2007, 06:20 PM

I said I thought he was kind of cute the other day. Is it okay if I revoke my statement?

**carrie2008** · August 10th, 2007, 06:44 PM

I like them together..really..he's weird.. ugly as fug..she's just as weird, just as ugly..they together = one very weird fugly bunch.

Plus who else can Pete borrow eyeliner from?

**CRAZY 'N' NUTS** · August 11th, 2007, 02:33 AM

He creeps me out for some reason. In saying that, they're both fugs and they deserve each other

**Gen X EJC** · August 11th, 2007, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by CRAZY 'N' NUTS

He creeps me out for some reason. In saying that, they're both fugs and they deserve each other

Maybe because he's the second obviously closet case that Ashlee has dated? Although in all fairness, I can't really see anyone who doesn't love dick wanting one of the Simpson trannies...

**CRAZY 'N' NUTS** · August 11th, 2007, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

Maybe because he's the second obviously closet case that Ashlee has dated? Although in all fairness, I can't really see anyone who doesn't love dick wanting one of the Simpson trannies...

OMG

your on a role today

**Voodoo Child** · August 11th, 2007, 10:21 PM

At first I thought it meant that Ashlee hated her groupies. I was thinking wtf?

**Dorahacky** · August 11th, 2007, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Voodoo Child

At first I thought it meant that Ashlee hated her groupies. I was thinking wtf?

When I saw the headline, I thought the same thing. I couldn't believe that she actually thought she had groupies, unless she thinks that groupies are people that find you unattractive and ridiculous.