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    Talking Jennifer Aniston's sandy vagina is man-less cuz she wanted kids. Suuuuuuure.

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    (BANG) - Jennifer Aniston's relationship with model Paul Sculfor ended because she wanted to start a family, it has been claimed.

    The 38-year-old actress reportedly called time on her fledgling romance with the former builder because he didn't share her desire to settle down and have children.

    A source told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Jen and Paul's relationship had been moving very quickly and she decided she'd better make sure she knew where it was going and sat him down for a serious heart-to-heart.

    "Sadly, after explaining her wishes for a family, it seems she realised Paul was not at the same stage in his life."

    Friends of the 36-year-old Essex-born model claim Paul didn't feel ready to commit to becoming a father so soon into his two-month relationship with Jennifer.

    An insider said: "Paul wants to throw all his energy into his work. It was pretty clear they were going in different directions.

    "I think most men would see it as a huge step to take with someone they hadn't been dating for long."

    Jennifer and Paul were first introduced by Hollywood actor David Arquette, the husband of Jennifer's close friend Courteney Cox, and started dating in May.

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    ROFL kids after 2 months? She couldn't even get her husband to core-dump his lovespunk on her aircraft carrier of a chin when she was married!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    that's what i was going to say(not in those words)
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    But those were the perfect words to say it.
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    If she wants kids, WHY don't she just adopt?!?! I mean, she has a TON of money to raise it. And it doesn't have to worry about growing up and being teased for the gigantic chin it will inherit from her dna.

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    AND it will always have somewhere to sit!
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    of all the rumours about why they broke up, this takes the award for being the most stupid. runner-up would be the one about `scary status` which happens to still be on the first page too.

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    what an idiot...you never tell a guy you like you want kids and to start a family after two months of dating..no wonder she can't keep a man.
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    Another fake article in which Jennifer hasn't said a damn thing. The media needs to move the fuck on and get themselves something new.

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    This Paul guy although somewhat attractive looked to be extremely up himself anyhow even moreso than Pitt.
    Last edited by Voodoo Child; August 10th, 2007 at 06:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Another fake article in which Jennifer hasn't said a damn thing. The media needs to move the fuck on and get themselves something new.
    yeah, the article is clearly so fake. but i guess the media assume people are retarded enough to believe the fake stories. as long people take these stupid articles seriously they will keeping churning them out. whats next
    `Sculfor dumped Jennifer for Angelina`
    `Sculfor dumped Jennifer becuase she wanted to adopt`
    `Jen got dumped because (insert another stupid reason).

    just un-fucking-believable

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    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    if she was so desperate for a baby, she could adopt one.

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    I believe it. It's the same reason Vince checked out of their relationship.

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    Maybe her coochie stinks and that's why all the men run away from her.

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    Or maybe it's a penis.

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