LA Rag outs Jessica Alba as having herpes

**Novice** · August 9th, 2007, 03:34 PM

August 9th, 2007

We’re going to apologize in advance to all the straight men out there, for ruining their Jessica Alba fantasies, but here goes…..
Jessica Alba(before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.
You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!

LADIES STOP SLEEPING WITH DEREK JETER!! 70% of all spreading happens when there is no sign of an outbreak ( we heard on the commercial, we don’t study Herpes or anything like that.)
It’s snarky we know but we’re doing this as a community service to Hollywood, to warn the rest of you young starlets to stay away from those baseball guys cuz they are DIR - TY!!!
But then again, who doesn’t have herpes in Hollywood, right?
L.A. Rag Mag

Wow! wonder if these guys are going to get sued for this one.... if it's not true, of course!

**Folieadeux** · August 9th, 2007, 03:36 PM

I don't find Derek Jeter attractive at all.

Sucks if she Jessica does, but I don't like her all that much anyway

**carrie2008** · August 9th, 2007, 03:37 PM

Oh my

..I never would have thought. I guess Paris isn't the only one with the big H...

Don't know how many guys want to hook up with Jess now either...!

**Lily** · August 9th, 2007, 03:46 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

I think the short list would be who DOESN'T have The Herp in Tinseltown.

**KrisNine** · August 9th, 2007, 03:59 PM

Shit....no sushi for her!!!

**Novice** · August 9th, 2007, 04:00 PM

or her or him or her or her or her or him......

**VenusInFauxFurs** · August 9th, 2007, 04:00 PM

Femme and Husband Fatale won't be dining with her anytime soon, either I gather.

**Chilly Willy** · August 9th, 2007, 04:01 PM

**LynnieD** · August 9th, 2007, 04:03 PM

Not surprised. And I don't think Derek is attractive either.

**nwgirl** · August 9th, 2007, 04:36 PM

Aw, who cares? If you don't already have it, you will someday, so what's the big deal? Isn't that the new line of thinking?

**Beeyotch** · August 9th, 2007, 04:38 PM

Bring on the Herps and the sushi!! Mmmmm!!!

**VenusInFauxFurs** · August 9th, 2007, 04:42 PM

No hot sake with that sushi. Don't want the alcohol to loosen those defenses, no loosing those inhibitions --- one might be tempted to share chopsticks.