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Thread: LA Rag outs Jessica Alba as having herpes

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    Thumbs down LA Rag outs Jessica Alba as having herpes



    August 9th, 2007
    We’re going to apologize in advance to all the straight men out there, for ruining their Jessica Alba fantasies, but here goes…..
    Jessica Alba(before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.
    You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!
    LADIES STOP SLEEPING WITH DEREK JETER!! 70% of all spreading happens when there is no sign of an outbreak ( we heard on the commercial, we don’t study Herpes or anything like that.)
    It’s snarky we know but we’re doing this as a community service to Hollywood, to warn the rest of you young starlets to stay away from those baseball guys cuz they are DIR - TY!!!
    But then again, who doesn’t have herpes in Hollywood, right?
    L.A. Rag Mag



    Wow! wonder if these guys are going to get sued for this one.... if it's not true, of course!



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    I don't find Derek Jeter attractive at all.

    Sucks if she Jessica does, but I don't like her all that much anyway
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    Oh my ..I never would have thought. I guess Paris isn't the only one with the big H...

    Don't know how many guys want to hook up with Jess now either...!

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha

    I think the short list would be who DOESN'T have The Herp in Tinseltown.

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    Shit....no sushi for her!!!

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    or her or him or her or her or her or him......



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    Femme and Husband Fatale won't be dining with her anytime soon, either I gather.

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    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    Not surprised. And I don't think Derek is attractive either.

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    Aw, who cares? If you don't already have it, you will someday, so what's the big deal? Isn't that the new line of thinking?
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

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    Bring on the Herps and the sushi!! Mmmmm!!!

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    No hot sake with that sushi. Don't want the alcohol to loosen those defenses, no loosing those inhibitions --- one might be tempted to share chopsticks.

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    Who is he? He is fug anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo Child View Post
    Who is he? He is fug anyways.
    Famous baseball player

    Derek Jeter - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    fanks. I don't follow baseball so would have no clue!

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