Topless Britney Spears romps in a pool with a complete stranger

**MaryJane** · August 8th, 2007, 04:18 AM

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HERE’S topless BRITNEY SPEARS romping in a pool with a complete stranger just hours after her music video meltdown.
My pictures show the crazed singer pawing at student Mike Encinias soon after sobbing uncontrollably at the shoot for her new single.

Onlookers watched in shock as Brit - who divorced KEVIN FEDERLINE days later - stripped at a hotel pool.
Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.

American Mike kept his trunks on as straggly-haired Brit - who had a 1999 hit with Crazy - groped him.
Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite - while wearing nothing but a pair of pink pants.

He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on. She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”

Britney and Mike had been passionately kissing in the pool of downtown LA’s Standard Hotel just a few hours earlier.
The singer had pulled the plug on the pole-dancing shoot for Give Me More after breaking down and sending the crew home.

Britney’s assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.

Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s. Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top. She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”

Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.

He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me. When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up. Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.

“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect. She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”

Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.

Britney’s bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.
Mike added: “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.”

source with pics The Sun Online - Bizarre: 'My romp with topless Britney'

FierceKiten · August 8th, 2007, 04:39 AM

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Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.

He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me. When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up. Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.

Thinks about the Herpes thread...

and threw all this, I bet she left her cubs in car and made puppy London the babysitter.

LizaMarie · August 8th, 2007, 04:40 AM

I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up

That has to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long long time. I don't know why but it just really made me laugh

doriangray · August 8th, 2007, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by FierceKiten

Thinks about the Herpes thread...

and threw all this, I bet she left her cubs in car and made puppy London the babysitter.

yeah because anybody that wants to have sex is a bad parent and has herpes.

FierceKiten · August 8th, 2007, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by doriangray

yeah because anybody that wants to have sex is a bad parent and has herpes.

Aww sorry hun, you took my comment out of context. I was refering to Shitney, her stupidty and neglagence is unresponsible. Virally nasty and retarded she is uncontrollable. Spread that.

arie_skop · August 8th, 2007, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by LizaMarie

I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up

That has to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long long time. I don't know why but it just really made me laugh

I cant believe he even said that, it's hilarous lol He sounds so lame lol.

snuffy · August 8th, 2007, 06:32 AM

ah the daily dose of britinsanity.

Chimera · August 8th, 2007, 06:56 AM

on the other hand, pop and rock guys do this stuff all the time and no one blinks an eye (i'm just sayin')

aabbcc · August 8th, 2007, 07:25 AM

Why can she not keep her damn clothes on?

Go shopping - strip in the store, go to video shoot - strip for the makeup artist, go to the beach - strip for everyone within a five-mile radius, go to a restaurant - strip on the sidewalk while changing clothes with paid 'friend', etc.

This need to be naked all the time for a bit of attention is a little sad and a lot fucked up. Go to a psychiatrist already!! We all know you need one!

Lily · August 8th, 2007, 09:02 AM

^Remember Mariah's "meltdown"??? That looked positively TAME compared to this.

This girl should be pushed off a tall building.

Sweetie · August 8th, 2007, 09:07 AM

Well, I guess he's not a smart man.

cupcake · August 8th, 2007, 09:14 AM

zero class

silver024 · August 8th, 2007, 09:15 AM

well you know he wasnt thinking with his actual brain...his penis was doing the thinking

Lily · August 8th, 2007, 09:26 AM

^Not that any pensises are very smart to begin with....but his must be particularly retarded. If I had a penis, it would shrink like a frightened turtle within twenty feet of Britney.

silver024 · August 8th, 2007, 09:44 AM

"The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time" -Robin Williams

love that quote

I wonder if he is bragging about it to his friends...Im guessing he hasn't seen some of the pics we have of her?