Chris Rock---you are NOT the father!

[Moongirl]

E!Online News
Cleared
by Sarah Hall

Chris Rock and his wife Malaak said Monday that DNA testing had established the comic was not the father of the 13-year-old son of a woman with whom he was once involved. Kali Bowyer filed a paternity claim against the actor in March, but acknowledged she was not entirely certain he was the father. "After multiple lies, including that Chris refused to establish paternity and after finding out that Ms. Bowyer has an extensive criminal record, we personally asked the court to help us establish paternity so that we could put this harassment to rest," the couple said in a statement.

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[carrie2008]

That woman was probably just hoping for some money...

[Beeyotch]

Oh well, she gambled and lost. She'll probably try again with some other poor schmuck.

[Palermo]

Eddie Murphy up next

[Lily]

^Ha ha, that's what I thought.

[dababe]

and the woman who was willing to tell anyone who would listen that Chris Rock was the father seems to have suddenly gone quite. what a douche...

[potato_chips]

This is how Chris Rock probably responded...Watch: YouTube - YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!