August 6th, 2007, 10:10 AM
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Lindsay Lohan's drunken antics inspire porn movie
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BANG) - Lindsay Lohan has inspired a new porn film with her recent bad behaviour.
The troubled actress - who was arrested for DUI (driving under the influence), possession of cocaine and driving on a suspended licence last month - is the subject of new adult movie 'Lindsay HoHand: Get Out Of My F***ing Way'.
According to gossip website TMZ.com, SexZ Pictures - the company also responsible for a host of other celebrity inspired X-rated films, including 'Britney Rears' and 'J Ho' - will be releasing the film in October.
Renowned adult performer Paulina James stars as the project's lead character, a "pop princess who can't seem to stop getting in trouble".
When the Lindsay-inspired character is pulled over by police for driving under the influence, she comes up with ever inventive ways of avoiding being charged.
The film will also examine the 'Mean Girls' star's penchant for going out without any underwear.
(C) BANG Media International
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August 6th, 2007, 10:42 AM
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OMG, this girl is the laughing stock of Hollywood right now.
Well, her and Britney. 
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August 6th, 2007, 11:21 AM
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Britney Rears and J Ho? I don't think this company has even started yet. What about De Knees Richards and Bad Donna?
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August 6th, 2007, 11:22 AM
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^ Great names.
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August 6th, 2007, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Fabularosa
Britney Rears and J Ho? I don't think this company has even started yet. What about De Knees Richards and Bad Donna?
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August 6th, 2007, 01:19 PM
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Britney Rears...Lindsay HoHand..Great names!!! 
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August 6th, 2007, 03:02 PM
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Geez, alls they'd have to do is wait six more months and they could get the real Lohan to star.
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August 6th, 2007, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Gen X EJC
Geez, alls they'd have to do is wait six more months and they could get the real Lohan to star.
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Sooo true...And who knows there may be one out there already. We know how camera happy Calum was, he probably taped her while she was passed out...Although I doubt she ever passes out with all that coke in her system, but hey you gotta CRASH at some point. 
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August 6th, 2007, 05:16 PM
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Sooo true...And who knows there may be one out there already. We know how camera happy Calum was, he probably taped her while she was passed out...Although I doubt she ever passes out with all that coke in her system, but hey you gotta CRASH at some point. |
HAHHAHA. Yeah, whatever happened to those naked pictures of her that supposedly got stolen off her puter???
Tho I don't want to see the Calum sex tape. I want to see the Wilmer Valderama sex tape, because I bet that's just FUNNY.
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August 12th, 2008, 01:12 PM
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My ex knocked up Lindsay HoHand.
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August 12th, 2008, 03:58 PM
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My ex knocked up Lindsay HoHand.
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August 12th, 2008, 05:06 PM
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I'm serious; the porn actress Paulina James. He was fucking her and me; knocked her up and they have or are getting married.
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August 12th, 2008, 09:08 PM
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So does this mean you're kinda famous? For fucking a guy who fucked a girl who played the porn version of Lindsay Lohan?
Whoa. 
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August 12th, 2008, 10:39 PM
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I'm sorry JKM. 
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August 13th, 2008, 09:05 AM
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So does this mean you're kinda famous? For fucking a guy who fucked a girl who played the porn version of Lindsay Lohan?
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You just made me choke on my coffee; fucking awesome!
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