Peter Andre claims to have a big one

[Honey]

Peter Andre's manhood is the size of Sky+ remote control.
Who is Peter Andre you ask? The husband of the big-breasted Jordan who is sort of the Tara Reid, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton combined of Britain. What is Sky+ you ask? A channel in the UK.
The singer claims he is very well-endowed and is "proud" he can measure up to such a large device.
Peter - who is married to "glamour model" (poses nude) Jordan - told Britain's OK! magazine: "I'm proud of it! It's the size of the Sky remote control - I've measured it."
Jordan, real name Katie Price, added: "It's the size of the Sky+ one - the one with the grey bits on - that's bigger than the normal remote."
Jordan recently gave birth to the couple's third child, Princess Tiaamii, and says she is now ready to have sex again.
She said: "We can have sex now but we have to take it easy, I don't want a ripped-out uterus thank you! But I need a good s***w!"
The blonde model also revealed she isn't breastfeeding Princess Tiaamii because she thinks only Pete should be touching her boobs.

Katies boobs

She added: "I don't want a baby drinking from me - the thought of it makes me feel really funny. I think there's only a certain person could handle my knockers!"

Peter Andre's braggin' on his Johnson - People

Fucking weird woman

[DeChayz]

I need a Brit -> Yank dirty slang translation: What is s***w???

[Fabularosa]

Pond life - both of them.

[Icepik]

Oh Lord, most men that say that about their dicks are usually only carrying a bic lighter.

[Rogue]

Screw I presume, but god knows why it's been asterisked out.

Oh and for those who want a point of comparison I've just measured my remote (Sky, not Sky+ but still) and its just under 8 inches at it's longest, and just over 2 and a half inches at it's widest.

Yeah I can't believe I measured it...

[Palermo]

thanks for taking the time to fill us in Rogue LOL

[nycgirly]

well endowed men never brag about it, they don't have to......it's always the small ones that say crap like that

[Voodoo Child]

She doesn't want anyone drinking from her? How about Pete milking her?

[lisalucy69]

If he has to brag about how big he is to make himself feel manly, then he's probably not really that impressive.

[NHKMM]

I bet it's crooked, veiny and ugly.

[sweetness]

Well, I'm sure Katie Price a.k.a. "Jordan" () needs a 'big one' to fill that ginormous cavern of hers.

[sputnik]

^^^
i was about to say, it has to be huge for her to even feel it
and whatever the size, i'm pretty sure pete would rather be putting it in a guy that shares his love of bedazzled skullcaps.

[Born In A Brothel]

Originally Posted by sweetness

Well, I'm sure Katie Price a.k.a. "Jordan" () needs a 'big one' to fill that ginormous cavern of hers.

And that eight incher still doesn't bottom out.