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    Default Tom and Katie Cruise photoshoot: Eyes Stapled Shut?

    Okay, this is my first proper thread start so please let me know if I need to include any more source information!

    New Weekly's Inside Hollywood:

    http://nw.syd.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=281512

    Tom and Katie's shock nude photo shoot

    With their gorgeous baby daughter Suri, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have created a wholesome family image. But it seems the couple are keen to reveal a sexier side to their relationship.


    Envious of the steamy photo shoot friends David and Victoria Beckham did for US publication W magazine recently, Tom and Katie are planning to do their very own spread, with just one proviso — it's got to be even racier than the Beckhams'.

    And to prove they can be just as raunchy as their new best friends, Tom and Katie got into some dirty dancing at the party they hosted recently to welcome Posh and Becks to LA (see page 34).
    A sweaty Tom and excited Katie broke the ice with flirtatious bump and grind moves before the Risky Business star got on his back to re-enact a sexy dance scene from the 1983 movie.

    Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a side of their relationship that's rarely seen, with insiders explaining that while they've so far kept their public image family oriented, Katie, 28, and her husband have a strong physical side they want share with fans.

    "Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry," says a pal. "They want to show the world how much."

    While the finer details are yet to be confirmed, insiders say they'd like at least one photo to feature them naked.

    "They are already planning the various photos," says a source close to the pair. "Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam."
    If Tom, 45, and Katie's upcoming shoot is anything like David and Posh's, it's likely to have a big effect on public perception of them and enable them to compete with "Brand Beckham", currently taking the US by storm.

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    I think this is my favorite blog story today (both Dlisted and I Dont Like in that Way have it). I mean... man...

    I'm trying to decide how many days I would have to go without eating before seeing those photos. I'm pretty sure I would still be dry heaving!
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    That is not something I want to see. However like a train wreck I won't be able to look away.
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    Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a side of their relationship that's rarely seen, with insiders explaining that while they've so far kept their public image family oriented, Katie, 28, and her husband have a strong physical side they want share with fans.

    "Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry," says a pal. "They want to show the world how much."

    While the finer details are yet to be confirmed, insiders say they'd like at least one photo to feature them naked.


    Neither of them have one bit of sex appeal. The pictures of them dancing with him sweating and her in the red dress made me think of two squares getting down and funky at a wedding. I can't even remember one film where he was remotely sensual. Maybe Top Gun, but I really can't recall it.


    Naked? I don't wanna see any man boobs.

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    *Twitches at the word "amazing" now*

    Seriously, I look funny at people in real life that say amazing. With great $u$picion.

    These two are amazingly creepy.
    Don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it very often.

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    ohmygodfather.... no thanks! (But will join nana55 on the unable to look away front!)

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    Oh dear how delusional are they? Do they really think people want to see pictures of them pretending to be hot and sexy?

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    so is this their way of proving they have sex?

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    Bless the Gossip Gods everywhere...it appears TinyThetinTomThumb and KrazyKatie are about to give us something new to mock.
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    I'm guessing they were advised by that other delusional couple:
    the massively self indulgent and overrated Beckhams. The new
    thing to do for "married" couples to show "how much they are in love"
    is to pose for highly stylized semi porn shots. Idiots.
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    A sweaty Tom and excited Katie broke the ice with flirtatious bump and grind moves ...

    Fake and vomit-inducing.

    ... Katie, 28, and her husband have a strong physical side they want share with fans.

    Read: they want to have group sex with other people.

    ... they'd like at least one photo to feature them naked.

    Because forced, uncomfortable naked posing is proof of a solid, happy, real heterosexual relationship.

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    Ew, no, please don't!!! No sexy photos of the alien couple, pleeeeaaaase!

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    Meanwhile the photoshoppers are working overtime to shop some manhood on TinyTom.

    Gratz on your first gossip post, X.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    I'm guessing they were advised by that other delusional couple:
    the massively self indulgent and overrated Beckhams. The new
    thing to do for "married" couples to show "how much they are in love"
    is to pose for highly stylized semi porn shots. Idiots.
    ITA with you on this.

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    i have no desire to aee anyone in their intimate moments..

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    Quote Originally Posted by cupcake View Post
    i have no desire to aee anyone in their intimate moments..

    I was just going to post this! I don't care WHO the couple is, even if I think they are cool people...keep that shit in your own bedroom, for god's sake!
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