July 31st, 2007, 09:02 AM
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Britney Spear's trailer park ass is finally single again
Britney Spears is single again. Just minutes ago, L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon signed her divorce decree. Here she comes, boys!
As TMZ first reported, Laura Wasser, Brit's lawyer, and K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, appeared in Court this morning with settlement papers.
 Wasser made a motion to keep the custody and child support provisions secret, on grounds that making it public would be harmful to the two kids. Judge Gordon granted that request, pending a hearing on August 14.
Brit & Fed-Ex -- Over and Out! - TMZ.com
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July 31st, 2007, 09:05 AM
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making it public would be harmful to the two kids
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really? any more so than everything that Britney has flashed at the paps? any more so than taking them on a boat & not wearing lifejackets or driving with them on her lap?
I don't think so! Although I'm surpriesd that she's not fired her divorce lawyer too..... as no-one else seems to have been spared!
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July 31st, 2007, 09:05 AM
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Wasser made a motion to keep the custody and child support provisions secret, on grounds that making it public would be harmful to the two kids.
Let's keep stuff that two little kids wouldn't know about or understand anyway a secret, but still allow them to be around their batshit-crazy mother unsupervised. Gee, which of the two do you think would be more harmful to them?
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July 31st, 2007, 05:53 PM
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All the Trailer Park Kings will be stocking up on cheetohs and red bull to woo her.
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July 31st, 2007, 10:51 PM
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I always thought they'd still get back together.
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July 31st, 2007, 11:03 PM
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Absolutely brilliant thread title, BIAB.
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August 1st, 2007, 01:06 AM
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I HATE the title..white trash ass would have been better..since I AM MOVING INTO A TRAILER/MOBILE HOME PARK!! and there are alot of nice people there. She is white trash..and white trash is always white trash whether it is in Beverly Hills or a trailer park -but trailer park does not necessarily equal white trash.
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