July 27th, 2007, 07:41 PM
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She's always been herself on camera, but Jessica Simpson isn't ready to show all of herself on camera.
"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star," Jessica's father and manager, Joe Simpson, told PEOPLE at Thursday's ABC Television Critics Association party in Beverly Hills.
"We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," says Simpson, 49. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.' "
Since she shot to fame in 2003 with ex-husband Nick Lachey on MTV's Newlyweds Jessica Simpson, 27, has been receiving quirky TV-show proposals "every day," according to her father.
"We're pitched those a lot," he says. "There are a lot of cool ones, and a lot of really strange ones."
Currently, Papa Simpson is promoting ABC's fall series The Women's Murder Club, which he is producing with Rush Hour director Brett Ratner. No plans are underway for Jessica or her younger sister Ashlee Simpson, 22, to appear on the show.
"They're very busy, and they're happy," Joe Simpson says of his daughters. "Jessica has three more movies to shoot; she has a new record coming in September. If the right role came up, of course, we'd never turn that down."
Dad: Jessica Simpson Turns Down 'Porn Star' Role - Jessica Simpson, Joe Simpson : People.com
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Three more movies and a new album..........gawd help us!!! 
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July 27th, 2007, 07:56 PM
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They oughtta know them knockers are for Papa's eyes only!! 
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July 27th, 2007, 08:15 PM
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They oughtta know them knockers are for Papa's eyes only!! |
Oh I know, right? Papa Perv just wants to keep Jessica's "performances" all to himself. Sick ass.
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July 27th, 2007, 08:15 PM
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"We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," says Simpson, 49. "I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.' "
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OUR clothes????? Was he going to star in it with her?
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July 27th, 2007, 09:23 PM
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That would have been the ONLY venue she could become a star in.
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July 27th, 2007, 09:28 PM
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This dude never ceases to creep me out... 
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July 27th, 2007, 09:43 PM
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Don't you have to be able to act just a little bit to get an Oscar? I mean, playing a hooker in a movie doesn't exactly guarantee you'll get one, right? Otherwise Jenna Jamison has missed some opportunities.
(Oh wait, Jenna doesn't play a hooker, does she? My bad.)
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July 27th, 2007, 11:37 PM
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Does this man make a separation between himself and his skanky daughter??? What's with all of the "We" shit? He just gets more and more creepy---more and more ridiculous. This man obviously thinks his daughters are a cash cow and not individual people. SICKO.
Yeah, good business man my ass---Jessica is only good for porn flicks. Even then I feel like the acting might be too challenging for her. You would think he could see that...
"We'll keep our clothes on" Eww. Would that be YOU AND JESSUCKA, PAPA JOE? Nasty man.
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July 28th, 2007, 12:23 AM
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"We were promised we would win an Oscar with that," says Simpson.
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Oh, give me a damn break. 
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Originally Posted by JelliJules
Jessica is only good for porn flicks.
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Nah, she'd probably suck at that too!!
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July 28th, 2007, 06:33 AM
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Nah, she'd probably suck at that too!!
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Well, that is a requirement for porn movies.
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July 28th, 2007, 07:30 AM
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Well, that is a requirement for porn movies. |
Well this is true.
But hey, anything that'll keep her mouth busy so she can't talk or 'sing' sounds like an excellent idea, doesn't it? 
Sign her on up, Papa Perv. Please. 
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July 28th, 2007, 12:45 PM
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"We were promised we would win an Oscar with that,"
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Besides the fact that this statement is laughably stupid, I hate how he refers to Jessica as "we". And I think this is all a bunch of crap to "remind" everyone how "sexy" Jessica is. She's soooo sexy they want her to play a porn star, y'all!! If all these "really cool" offers were actually coming in, I think she'd be steadily working and not having to rely on linking herself to all of the 'popular' guys in Hollywood to keep her name in the press.
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July 28th, 2007, 12:50 PM
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Yeah right sure Jess an Oscar my ass LMAO
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July 28th, 2007, 01:18 PM
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I think she'd be a great porno queen!
In fact, she could be the most successful
one ever. I think she should go for it.
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July 28th, 2007, 02:46 PM
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I love how everything is "we", "we", "we"!!!
What an ass...
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