July 27th, 2007, 01:25 PM
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Britney Spears pulled the plug yesterday on her latest blonde, Shannon Funk.
“ Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon,” an insider close to Britney tells Life & Style. “ Britney thought she was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”
Britney fired assistant/cousin Alli Sims last month. She’s been going through assistants like nothing!
WOULD YOU WORK as Britney’s new assistant? She’s hiring!
Shannon Funk: Britney’s Fired Assistant | Britney Spears, Shannon Funk : Just Jared
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July 27th, 2007, 01:26 PM
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Britney would not be able to handle me as her assistant. I'd straighten that shit out real quick.
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July 27th, 2007, 01:27 PM
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No, Brit...ALL of your troubles start and stop with YOU!!
I wonder how long it will take her to find another enabler???
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July 27th, 2007, 01:31 PM
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She's really alone......and fucking psycho.
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July 27th, 2007, 01:37 PM
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doesnt she know her career is over.
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July 27th, 2007, 01:40 PM
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Why does she need an assistant? She does nothing all day.
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July 27th, 2007, 01:43 PM
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^^ someone has to hold her kids.
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July 27th, 2007, 01:46 PM
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wtf has she been assisting in?
Titney doesn't need an assistant, she needs a dog handler and a tight lash.
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July 27th, 2007, 02:05 PM
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I can't believe Britneys blames the assistant for her dumbass antics. Wait a min....yes I can. She's a nutjob.
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July 27th, 2007, 02:16 PM
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July 27th, 2007, 02:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by litupgirl
I can't believe Britneys blames the assistant for her dumbass antics. Wait a min....yes I can. She's a nutjob.
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OMG that's a riot!
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July 27th, 2007, 02:34 PM
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WOULD YOU WORK as Britney’s new assistant? She’s hiring!
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Shit no - there isn't enough money.
The problem with these assistants is probably the second they tell Britney "you look like shit, and you're making a fool out of yourself," she drops them.
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July 27th, 2007, 03:03 PM
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Well, obviously she bought London to train as her new assistant.
Duh!!!!
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July 27th, 2007, 03:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Laurent
Shit no - there isn't enough money.
The problem with these assistants is probably the second they tell Britney "you look like shit, and you're making a fool out of yourself," she drops them.
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I wondered about this. If I infiltrated the system and got hired as Brit-Brit's new assistant, how long could I last? I'd give myself a week maybe, for the reasons Laurent cited above.
I might hate her stupid ass, but I still couldn't keep myself from trying to help someone who is so obviously in need of it. Britney, that dress doesn't cover your hoo-ha! Britney, don't call the paps this time. Hey Britney, Sean told me he wants you to stay home and play with him and his little brother tonight. Britney, maybe you should wait to get coked out of your mind AFTER your photo shoot and interview.
I would so be fired right away.
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