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Thread: Akon Signs Paris Hilton To Konvict Music? Singer Wants To Produce Heiress’ Sophomore

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    Default Akon Signs Paris Hilton To Konvict Music? Singer Wants To Produce Heiress’ Sophomore

    Akon has offered production and songwriting to Paris Hilton; the racist skank HO-tel heiress is in the studio recording her sophomore LP despite lackluster sales for her self-titled debut.
    “In my mind I was thinking now Paris Hilton is an official convict, I think I’m gonna get with her and put a record out.”
    “I would definitely sign her to my label ‘cos she’s a character. You give her the cutest record, something that’s just for women, an anthem; I think it will be outta here!”
    Akon Signs Paris Hilton To Konvict Music? Singer Wants To Produce Heiress' Sophomore Album | Hip-Hop Crunch

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    I'm not sure whom I dislike more in that pairing...oh well, there's enough for both

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    He must be really self-destructive.

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    I hope there's another throwing outburst from him directed at her, hehe...

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    He can turn her into a video ho and she can call him all types of nasty racist names.

    Why do black people continue to hang out with this skank?



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    I guess Akon is offering production and songwriting because he's pretty much thrown his career as a singer in the toilet...

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    I like Akon..but seriously..he wants to work with....with PARIS HILTON???

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    Hopefully Akon will throw her off stage.

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    Does he not like his career? I mean I know its going down quickly, but why is he personally gonna put that final nail in his coffin?


    And yes throw her off stage, shoot throw her off a cliff!

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    ^^ That would be splendid!!

    Don't ya'll think maybe he was just being cheeky? Surely he wasn't being serious.

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    This has to be one of the signs that the Apocalyps is near.
    Do I look like I care?

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    Akon is heading straight for a spot on a reality show. His career was on life support. Now, it is dead.



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