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    Tom Cruise's Wedding Forecast

    November 22, 2005

    TOM CRUISE is telling all about his upcoming wedding and baby-to-be!

    The new issue of People mag, on stands Friday, reports that Tom reveals that he and KATIE HOLMES will actually wed after their baby is born -- possibly next summer or early fall -- but no date is set yet!

    The star also revealed that he bought his own sonogram machine so he can follow the baby's progress. According to People, a sonogram actually costs anywhere between $15,000 to $200,000! Tom also says once he and Katie's bundle of joy is born, he will donate the machine to a hospital.

    Hollywood's "top gun" spills all these and more details on the "Barbara Walters Presents The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005," airing on ABC November 29.

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    sure he will buy... BECAUSE THERE'S NO FREAKING BABY IN THAT BELLY!!

    don't let the doctors know.

    run katie run!!
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    Save Katie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stardust View Post
    sure he will buy... BECAUSE THERE'S NO FREAKING BABY IN THAT BELLY!!

    don't let the doctors know.

    run katie run!!

    So right on! Who goes and buys their own sonogram machine? This guy is nucking futs. And he's going to be on Baba Wawa. Where's a tall building when I need one?

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    She fucking crazy along with him if she's gonna be forced to walk around with a sonogram strapped to her. Im mean where did they say that on the contract? I think Tom also has his hand in some Area 51 shit too.
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Anyone seen Mrs. Doubtfire when Robin Williams is doing that slew of impersonations and does the alien voice?

    We have come to this planet looking for intelligent life. OOPS, we made a mistake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FierceKiten View Post
    She fucking crazy along with him if she's gonna be forced to walk around with a sonogram strapped to her. Im mean where did they say that on the contract? I think Tom also has his hand in some Area 51 shit too.


    xenu is controlling the earth and tom is his bell boy.

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    Tommy has truly lost his mind. He simply does not care what the world thinks of him. GOOD! That makes it aaaaall the more interesting for ME, ha HA!

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    When bird flu is running rampant through asia and the terrorists are bombing the guts out of civilians, and the druggies and the murderers are on the news, there will be Tom Cruise and Katie showing teeth and hysterical smiles for me to laugh at. At least there will be some comedy relief with them. What would we do without their insane little relationship to point and laugh at?
    And then the 'baby' comes..........funny looking fellow, why, he is already fully grown.........and his name is jonathan...ah sorry thats from Mork and Mindy. not Tom and Katie....an old Robin Williams TV show for you young 'uns might not have seen.

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    Man, I bet she is being chased around the house by him, with him wielding that horrible jelly stuff they use...
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    Hollywood's "top gun" spills all these and more details on the "Barbara Walters Presents The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005," airing on ABC November 29.
    Crazy? yes. Fascinating? no.
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    Maybe Lily Tomlin can include him in a new version of 'The Search for Intelligent Life in the Universe'.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoland View Post
    Tom Cruise's Wedding Forecast

    November 22, 2005

    TOM CRUISE is telling all about his upcoming wedding and baby-to-be!

    The new issue of People mag, on stands Friday, reports that Tom reveals that he and KATIE HOLMES will actually wed after their baby is born -- possibly next summer or early fall -- but no date is set yet!
    You just know this means they're getting married very soon. As soon as celebs start either denying or changing plans, you know they're doing the opposite. I wouldn't doubt their still planning a December wedding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elisa View Post
    You just know this means they're getting married very soon. As soon as celebs start either denying or changing plans, you know they're doing the opposite. I wouldn't doubt their still planning a December wedding.
    But its not as if we care or anything.

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