July 19th, 2007, 11:09 AM
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Cisco Adler Brags Of Prowess
MISCHA BARTON's rocker ex-boyfriend CISCO ADLER has been videoed bragging about his success with famous women, boasting "I'm privileged".
The Whitestarr frontman admits his band is yet to taste success, but his lovelife is triumphant - he counts Barton and Kimberly Stewart among his ex-loves. On a video posted on Contagorecords.com, Cisco is seen boasting about his fortunate life.
He says, "I have some sort of gift with women... I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and f**k hot bitches.
"The Whitestarr camp has a lot of things. Big houses, fancy cars, lots of women, but we've never actually sold a record. A lot of people don't like to take us seriously... because we are 'privileged children'.
"We're lucky enough to have a pool, but not a pool cleaner. I'm privileged because my father has money... I have that stigma attached. But if I could buy a platinum record, I would have bought it a long time ago."
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July 19th, 2007, 11:10 AM
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saggy nuts ...
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July 19th, 2007, 11:12 AM
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it's all in the ball sack
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July 19th, 2007, 01:43 PM
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I read the title as "bags of prowess". My bad.
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July 19th, 2007, 01:48 PM
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July 19th, 2007, 04:28 PM
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I doubt he's going to be getting any more "hot bitches" after they've probably all seen his nutsack.
He needs to wrap that shit up in a hamock.
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July 19th, 2007, 04:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nwgirl
I read the title as "bags of prowess". My bad.
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OMG, so did I!!  That picture must be burned into my subconcious.
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July 19th, 2007, 10:42 PM
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He says, "I have some sort of gift with women...
Yeah, ugly ones. I don't think he needs to be bragging about f'ing Kimberly Stewrat and Musha.
And those balls are gross. I don't see how he can ever get laid again after those pics! 
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July 19th, 2007, 10:43 PM
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There are some crazy bitches out there if this guy can brag about bagging anyone.
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July 19th, 2007, 11:22 PM
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Quote:
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I read the title as "bags of prowess". My bad.
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I did as well! 
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July 19th, 2007, 11:26 PM
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Yep those pics are forever ingrained into my memory unfortunately. And everytime I hear his name mentioned I think of that old ACDC song...
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
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July 20th, 2007, 01:52 AM
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May I remind you guys once more of the fabulous invention of the nut bra?
The Nut Bra - ebaumsworld.com
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July 20th, 2007, 12:16 PM
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Uhhhh...I still cannot believe Mischa Barton dated this loser..what the hell was she thinking?????
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July 20th, 2007, 12:27 PM
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Doesn't he know that everyone saw him?
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July 20th, 2007, 12:47 PM
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His nuts slapping cause pressure and friction. Voila!
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