July 17th, 2007, 12:15 PM
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Nicole Richie pregnancy: is Joel Madden really the father?
A report is set to reveal that Joel Madden may not be the father of Nicole Richie’s unborn child.
The National Enquirer will claim that there were four men in Nicole's life before she found out that she was pregnant.
Their report says that Nicole will not know for sure who fathered her child until the potential baby-daddies undergo paternity tests.
A source tells the Enquirer: "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant."
Though she is yet to officially confirm the pregnancy, Nicole has been busy shopping for baby products in recent weeks.
On her most recent spree at Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor, the Simple Life star reportedly bought a collection of toys, including a stuffed bear, a mobile and a play mat.
Source entertainmentwise.com
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July 17th, 2007, 12:25 PM
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Don't believe a word of it....don't even think she's actually pregnant. Nope.
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July 17th, 2007, 12:28 PM
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This can't be true ... I can't think of 3 other guys who would WANT to sleep with this skeletal skank!!
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July 17th, 2007, 12:29 PM
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Let's see if we can guess who they'll say are in the running:
Joel
DJ-AM
Steve O
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July 17th, 2007, 12:32 PM
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A blind chihuahua maybe?
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July 17th, 2007, 12:43 PM
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I think the question is ... is she actually pregnant? Confirm that before you start wondering who the father is. 
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July 17th, 2007, 01:27 PM
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this can't be true- 4 or 5 men want to hit that? haha yeah sure......
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July 17th, 2007, 01:28 PM
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Whoever it is has very low standards. Until I see the video of her giving birth, I won't believe it.
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July 17th, 2007, 01:36 PM
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dont you have to ovulate to get pregnant? seriously, how does someone that thin have a period and ovulate?
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July 17th, 2007, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by RevellingInSane
Whoever it is has very low standards. Until I see the video of her giving birth, I won't believe it.
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ok, now stop the crazy talk. if you see a video of that, you'll have to gouge your own eyes out with a spork...
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July 17th, 2007, 01:41 PM
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are birthing tapes the new sex tapes? imagine all the publicity...... 
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Originally Posted by RevellingInSane
Whoever it is has very low standards. Until I see the video of her giving birth, I won't believe it.
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July 17th, 2007, 01:46 PM
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I imagine she's gotten around..no doubts..but honestly, lets actually hear her admit she's pregnant before we start trying to find out who the unfortunate father is...and quite frankly, i am still not buying this pregnant stuff just yet...I'm sure she would be out flaunting herself rather than playing hide and seek with the papparazzi.
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July 17th, 2007, 01:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by carrie2008
I imagine she's gotten around..no doubts..but honestly, lets actually hear her admit she's pregnant before we start trying to find out who the unfortunate father is...and quite frankly, i am still not buying this pregnant stuff just yet...I'm sure she would be out flaunting herself rather than playing hide and seek with the papparazzi.
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ITA - lets get her to confirm she IS preggers.... if she goes to jail she'll have to miscarry pretty quick..... OH, and for that reason I see special treatment in her future....
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Whoever it is has very low standards. Until I see the video of her giving birth, I won't believe it.
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Ok, I just barfed! I don't wanna see them having sex & I don't wanna see the results.... 
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Originally Posted by Mel1973
Let's see if we can guess who they'll say are in the running:
Joel
DJ-AM
Steve O
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K-Feb
Brandon Davis (Zarif)
Probably the tall greek heir Stavros?
her dealers.... all of them...
Zoe (come on she's GOTTA be a man in drag!)
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July 18th, 2007, 01:23 AM
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Who knew she was such a slut? Just kidding.
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July 18th, 2007, 06:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chilly Willy
Who knew she was such a slut? Just kidding.
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As Banned's best friend - I think it might have been a given...?
Can you imagine the competitions that they could've had? Like a sperm cocktail.....
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