July 16th, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Jessica Simpson and her kid sister Ashlee may look nearly the same these days, but Jess says there still a bit of difference. She tells Bazaar, "The difference between me and my sister – she goes to a thrift store and can buy something for 20 bucks, and I have to go buy a black button-down at Barneys. For $900. Because it’s a collector’s item." Is that a shot at Ash or a compliment?
The buxom older sister comes clean on a lot of things in the interview and of course she talks boobs and men. She says, "I dress for men. I dress for men and myself. If I’m dressing for men, then I know it’s good for myself!"
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She adds: “I don’t think people really know me anymore. Everybody used to see my day-to-day life; you saw a lot of my personality and my goofiness...I like falling on my face and getting up again, because everybody does it. Everybody has burped at the dinner table once in her life and said excuse me, you know?”
On her chest and other plastic surgery rumors: “I love the bump in my nose. People have said that I’ve had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I’m photographed everyday of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right? But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted...Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real."
No kidding, didn't her dad Joe clear that up long ago?
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July 16th, 2007, 12:03 PM
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what a fucking moron...
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July 16th, 2007, 12:23 PM
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Blah ... blah ... blah ...
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July 16th, 2007, 12:37 PM
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I like her better than Ashlee these days.
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July 16th, 2007, 01:48 PM
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"....I'm a whore that can't keep a man....."
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July 16th, 2007, 01:55 PM
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"I let my dad tittie fuck me .. "
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July 16th, 2007, 01:58 PM
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^Ouch!
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July 16th, 2007, 01:59 PM
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900 bucks for a shirt? she's a nitwit
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July 16th, 2007, 02:17 PM
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Oh Jessica. Shhhhhhhhhhh!
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July 16th, 2007, 02:24 PM
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She has proven she needs a brain implant. What an idiot!
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July 16th, 2007, 03:41 PM
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Dear Jessica,
Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, keep your trap shut.
Love,
Everyone
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July 16th, 2007, 04:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilDoll2025
if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted...Maintenance.
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Look in the mirror, Jess, they are almost there....
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July 16th, 2007, 04:46 PM
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She already had a boob lift! Who the heck is she kidding.
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July 16th, 2007, 05:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lily
Dear Jessica,
Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, keep your trap shut.
Love,
Everyone
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The other trap, too. We don't need anymore of her DNA roaming this planet.
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July 16th, 2007, 05:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mel1973
"I let my dad tittie fuck me .. "
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