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    Default Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis (Zarif) stages death to get press coverage

    Greasy: Reports of My Death Exaggerated

    Posted Jul 13th 2007 12:52PM by TMZ Staff
    Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video, Wacky and Weird
    FLASH! Greasy Bear is not dead! Who knew it was hunting season?

    Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, the oily moneybag and brother of Gummi, made a sweaty appearance before cameras last night, drowning rumors that he died in Miami last night. Firequash!

    The hyperhidrotic heir bear claimed that this "shows how the press is pretty much wrong about everything." Somehow, a PR firm heard a rumor that Greasy had died, and by the time the questions started being asked in Miami, the Greasy one was said to have croaked.

    When the cameraman asked Greasy to confirm that he was, in fact, still alive -- the bear, absolutely devoid of irony, replied, "Yes." Although he didn't seem too sure.

    Greasy: Reports of My Death Exaggerated - TMZ.com
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    How can you EXAGGERATE reports of a death? Either you're dead. Or in this case, more's the pity, you're not.

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    greasy bear lives on!


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    ^ LMAO. That is too funny.

    All I can think of is that Denzel movie with Dakota and her calling him "creasey bear"

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    Yeah, and that would be front page news and everyone would be in the streets mourning his loss ...yeah right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    How can you EXAGGERATE reports of a death? Either you're dead. Or in this case, more's the pity, you're not.
    It's a Mark Twain quote. When mistakenly reported dead, he quipped "Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."

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    I was getting excited. Dammit!



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    Is it odd that I'm mourning the fact that he didn't die?

    God, just looking at him makes me sick.

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    Douchebag

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    Quote Originally Posted by ByRDi View Post
    Douchebag
    Oh ByRDi, sometimes the simplest things are the most accurate. Why exagerate when that one word says it all.

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    The hyperhidrotic heir bear

    this whole article is hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    It's a Mark Twain quote. When mistakenly reported dead, he quipped "Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
    Mark Twain came up with some fantastic quotes!

    I'm not sure ole Greasy could quote from any famous novelists, although perhaps I am under-estimating him.

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    "heir bear"!! I LOVE that!!!

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    This guy's a spoiled brat who should grow up. He certainly doesn't appreciate his fortunate. Sound familiar. Say George W Bush.

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    I do not know who this man ... err, bear, is, but telling by all of you people's opinions of him, I should not ... ?

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