Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis (Zarif) stages death to get press coverage

**Novice** · July 13th, 2007, 12:14 PM

Greasy: Reports of My Death Exaggerated

Posted Jul 13th 2007 12:52PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video, Wacky and Weird
FLASH! Greasy Bear is not dead! Who knew it was hunting season?

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, the oily moneybag and brother of Gummi, made a sweaty appearance before cameras last night, drowning rumors that he died in Miami last night. Firequash!

The hyperhidrotic heir bear claimed that this "shows how the press is pretty much wrong about everything." Somehow, a PR firm heard a rumor that Greasy had died, and by the time the questions started being asked in Miami, the Greasy one was said to have croaked.

When the cameraman asked Greasy to confirm that he was, in fact, still alive -- the bear, absolutely devoid of irony, replied, "Yes." Although he didn't seem too sure.
Greasy: Reports of My Death Exaggerated - TMZ.com

**TheMoog** · July 13th, 2007, 12:15 PM

How can you EXAGGERATE reports of a death? Either you're dead. Or in this case, more's the pity, you're not.

**nycgirl** · July 13th, 2007, 12:25 PM

greasy bear lives on!

**Sweetie** · July 13th, 2007, 12:29 PM

^ LMAO. That is too funny.

All I can think of is that Denzel movie with Dakota and her calling him "creasey bear"

**carrie2008** · July 13th, 2007, 12:49 PM

Yeah, and that would be front page news and everyone would be in the streets mourning his loss ...yeah right...

**Lily** · July 13th, 2007, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by TheMoog

How can you EXAGGERATE reports of a death? Either you're dead. Or in this case, more's the pity, you're not.

It's a Mark Twain quote. When mistakenly reported dead, he quipped "Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."

**RevellingInSane** · July 13th, 2007, 02:24 PM

I was getting excited. Dammit!

**DontMindMe** · July 13th, 2007, 10:38 PM

Is it odd that I'm mourning the fact that he didn't die?

God, just looking at him makes me sick.

**ByRDi** · July 14th, 2007, 02:00 AM

Douchebag

**lisalucy69** · July 15th, 2007, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by ByRDi

Douchebag

Oh ByRDi, sometimes the simplest things are the most accurate. Why exagerate when that one word says it all.

**sputnik** · July 15th, 2007, 06:27 PM

The hyperhidrotic heir bear

this whole article is hilarious!

**TheMoog** · July 16th, 2007, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

It's a Mark Twain quote. When mistakenly reported dead, he quipped "Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."

Mark Twain came up with some fantastic quotes!

I'm not sure ole Greasy could quote from any famous novelists, although perhaps I am under-estimating him.