July 11th, 2007, 11:41 PM
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Is Britney Spears looking for a new career? The recently rehabbed alcoholic was partying with friends at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux on June 29 when she decided to make a plea for a gig as a cocktail waitress. “Brit told a manager, ‘I want to get a job here — I love the sexy red corsets the cocktail waitresses wear!’ He responded with, “Well, you should fill out an application then!”
“She filled out the application - her work history, address, social security number - and then went to a back room to interview with the manager,” says the insider, though another club insider denies this. “Everyone thought she was joking, but she seemed dead serious.”
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I doubt that there was much actual interviewing going on in that back room knowing titney 
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July 11th, 2007, 11:47 PM
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Oh cool, she loves the outfit, that means she will most definately get the job! Retard.
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July 11th, 2007, 11:53 PM
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She can't sing, she can't even lip-sync believably, she can't act, she's not a good momma, she can't stay clean & sober, she has no sense of style, she can't take responsibility for her own faults & mistakes, and can't find a friend besides her moochy cousin Alli... so why would she think she could pull off being a cocktail waitress?
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July 12th, 2007, 12:14 AM
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OMG, she had finally found her dream job!!! Perfect. She should take it.
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July 12th, 2007, 12:20 AM
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Out.Of.CONTROL! This chick is beyond insanity...
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July 12th, 2007, 01:34 AM
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What the hell did she put down for work history. Has been lipsynching pop tart? References? Holy this is just so Britney.
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July 12th, 2007, 02:32 AM
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The countdown to detonation begins. SMH
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July 12th, 2007, 04:07 AM
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My family used to run bars.
It's amazing how many ex-alcoholics wanted a job in that industry. Talk about working amongst temptation!
Not that Twitney is an EX-anything 
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July 12th, 2007, 06:57 AM
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Finally something she might actaully be good at.
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July 12th, 2007, 07:30 AM
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She'd be perfect for "Hooters."
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July 12th, 2007, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by potato_chips
She'd be perfect for "Hooters."
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I wouldn't order from her - I can see her eating out of my order, and I want ALL my wings. Dammit, now I want Hooters for lunch...
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July 12th, 2007, 07:49 AM
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I wouldn't order from her - I can see her eating out of my order, and I want ALL my wings.
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Look at it this way ... she'd be making sure your food is cooked properly so you would be a happy customer. Make sure you leave her an extra big tip for being so concerned about you. 
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July 12th, 2007, 08:01 AM
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Probably have cheeto stains all over the rim of the plates.
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July 12th, 2007, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers
Oh cool, she loves the outfit, that means she will most definately get the job! Retard.
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God, that's what I thought too.
She needs to pack up her stuff, and take her family back to Louisiana and get the hell out of Hollywood. But she won't. She's a selfish, idiotic, uneducated, talentless, delusional brat.
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July 12th, 2007, 01:21 PM
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Given the fact that she's almost dropped her baby before, I wouldn't trust her not to drop my drink... 
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