Login to remove the ads!
Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Paris Hilton takes singing lessons in preparation for sophomore album

  1. #1
    Elite Member DontMindMe's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Posts
    6,505

    Default Paris Hilton takes singing lessons in preparation for sophomore album

    Paris Hilton is preparing to give her failed pop singing career a second try. The formerly imprisoned party girl was spied leaving singing lessons from vocal coach Seth Riggs – who helped pop legends such as Prince, Madonna and Jacko shoot to fame. P.H left one of her 90-minute seminars clutching Seth’s book, ‘Singing For The Stars.’

    Paris Hilton Takes Singing Lessons In Preparation For Sophomore Album | Pop Crunch


    Go AWAY you talentless, sex tape-making, fake-assed, pointless skanky ho!

    Damn that felt good.

  2. #2
    Elite Member cataroo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Between a rock and a hard place!
    Posts
    1,638

    Default

    Please just shoot me now....

    Will now have to go buy extra earplugs ... bbl!

  3. #3
    Elite Member kingcap72's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    10 miles from Pootie Tang
    Posts
    21,918

    Default

    Lesson one, Paris: You CAN'T sing. Class dismissed.

  4. #4
    Elite Member DontMindMe's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Posts
    6,505

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Lesson one, Paris: You CAN'T sing. Class dismissed.
    you are my hero King!

  5. #5
    Elite Member potato_chips's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    5,520

    Default

    Paris taking lessons on how to become a good singer is like Lindsay taking lessons to become a Nun.

  6. #6
    Gold Member frazzled's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Toronto, Ontario
    Posts
    846

    Default

    Her last album had two singles and no tour. Yeah, I can't wait.
    I saw a film today, oh boy.

  7. #7
    Elite Member Gen X EJC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    BIAB's Freakshow
    Posts
    2,943

    Default

    Shouldn't she have tried this before the FIRST album???
    The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetters Club:
    A place for internationally minded celebrity haterz to come together in peace and harmony

  8. #8
    Elite Member Chilly Willy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Trolltopia
    Posts
    27,272

    Default

    Why doesn't she get it? How many more failures does it take for her to understand that nobody wants to hear her???
    Vodka and buttfucking for all!
    -Twitchy-


    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
    -Bugdoll-



  9. #9
    Elite Member ByRDi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    1,621

    Default

    I thought her record company flat out said there would be no more music from this twat! She can't sing, so she can't tour, and she can't make anyone money. Fucking shit man....when is she going to OD or have a REAL mental breakdown so that she fucking disappears?

  10. #10
    Elite Member carrie2008's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    5,340

    Default

    I'm sorry, but does she think it will actually be worth it to waste her time in a recording studio anymore...her first album sales should have told her something...

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 8
    Last Post: July 10th, 2007, 10:40 AM
  2. Paris Hilton takes Tinkerbell to Malibu
    By gossipmogul in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: October 19th, 2006, 08:52 PM
  3. Paris Hilton cries when she listens to her album
    By mistify in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: August 23rd, 2006, 03:38 PM
  4. Kate Hudson takes stripping lessons
    By MaryJane in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: March 8th, 2006, 02:01 AM
  5. Replies: 23
    Last Post: February 19th, 2006, 11:07 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •