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    11/20/05 Simpson in talks for 'Employee' job



    LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Jessica Simpson, who had a role in the summer hit "The Dukes of Hazzard," is in negotiations to star opposite stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "Employee of the Month."

    Simpson would play a cashier who makes the employees at a discount superstore go ga-ga. Cook is set as one of the two dorky workers who are vying for her attention by competing for the "Employee of the Month" title.

    Gregory Coolidge will direct the Lions Gate comedy from his own script. The studio is eyeing a spring start date.

    Source: http://today.reuters.com/news/NewsAr...SIMPSON-DC.XML

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    oh lordy. so all she will every play is herself?
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    Oh Good Lord, no! WHY do they feel they should put her in another movie? I don't think I can stand another round of publicity for her and the movie.

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    Why the FUCK would Dane Cook do something so STUPID? Ugh...
    I saw a film today, oh boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simplekindoflovely View Post
    Why the FUCK would Dane Cook do something so STUPID? Ugh...
    he probably wants to rail her

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    If were luckly she won't have too much screen time in this movie like in Dukes of Hazzard where she was just in like 15% of the movie.

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    Can someone please make Jessi go away! She drives me nuts!

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    a) she's blonde

    b) she has big tits

    why on earth would you think they wouldn't stick her in another movie?

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    Jessica Simpson, who had a role in the summer hit "The Dukes of Hazzard,"
    Dukes of Hazzard was a hit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palermo View Post
    a) she's blonde

    b) she has big tits

    why on earth would you think they wouldn't stick her in another movie?
    or stick something in her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simplekindoflovely View Post
    Why the FUCK would Dane Cook do something so STUPID? Ugh...
    He's probably hoping he'll get to do one tenth of the things Johnny Knoxville probably did with her.
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