He's got a paunch and he's now 70, but Jack Nicholson is still a lady-killer

**TheMoog** · July 9th, 2007, 07:43 AM

He's got a paunch and he's now 70, but Jack Nicholson is still a lady-killer

The Jack Nicholson workout ...

It takes a very special sort of fitness regime to keep Jack Nicholson in his current shape.

Exercise One: Take an extra-large baguette stuffed with your favourite filling and raise it to the mouth. Lick lips. Eat.
Exercise Two: Wash it down with a Diet Coke.
Exercise Three: Light up a cigarette. Exercise Four: Do some gentle stretching exercises (not too vigorous, now) watched by bikini-clad lovelies. Scroll down for more

Ladykiller Nicholson lets it all hang out in the South of France

Result: One of the most impressive manbooband-belly combinations currently to be seen in the Mediterranean sun.

Nicholson, 70, has always enjoyed the attentions of the fair sex and he was in his element aboard a speedboat off Saint Jean Cap-Ferrat, in the South of France. Scroll down for more

(1) Crust of a wave: Big Jack gets to grips with supersize baguette (2) But rather than wash it down with booze, he opts for a sober Diet Coke

(3) Tobacco, however, is still one of his many vices (4) Then it's time to burn off the odd calorie with this gentle stretch, earning the admiration of his companions below

At one point he dived smoothly into the water before struggling to haul himself back on board.
But basically, all play and no work makes Jack a happy boy, and he eventually settled down for a soothing nap.

The three-times-Oscar-winning actor, who revels in his hellraising image, was married once, to actress Sandra Knight, but they divorced after having a daughter, Jennifer.

Jack gets to grips with the speedboat before doing a few stretches

Among his other numerous lovers are the actresses Anjelica Huston, Rebecca Broussard, with whom he had two more children, and Lara Flynn Boyle, who is more than three decades his junior. His popularity with younger women might not be entirely unconnected, some cynics suggest, with the fact that he has a fortune estimated at £140million.

He's got a paunch and he's now 70, but Jack Nicholson is still a lady-killer | the Daily Mail

**Mel1973** · July 9th, 2007, 07:50 AM

He's 70 for crying out loud, if he wants to do nothing but eat, smoke, fuck and drink - more power to him. That's a few things I hope I'm doing at 70 - if I live that long....

**shedevilang** · July 9th, 2007, 08:00 AM

hell he gets around good for 70 go Jack

**aabbcc** · July 9th, 2007, 08:18 AM

Jack was the only character I could ever identify in Jackie Collin's books.

**Sweetie** · July 9th, 2007, 08:32 AM

His 70 year old ass still has a boat full of women.

**tiggle** · July 9th, 2007, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by Sweetie

His 70 year old ass still has a boat full of women.

Indeed....respect

**acinodras** · July 9th, 2007, 09:23 AM

That's a life well-lived right there.

**yoyoma** · July 9th, 2007, 09:44 AM

He's got charm. I don't know what they expect him to be doing
at his age....

**RevellingInSane** · July 9th, 2007, 09:47 AM

He's 70! If he is still alive after the life he has led, more power to him. Who says smoking kills? haha

**sweetness** · July 9th, 2007, 09:50 AM

Yeah, Jack's cool as hell!

**Palermo** · July 9th, 2007, 10:49 AM

He's rich and got a charming personality, I guess that says it all

**greysfang** · July 9th, 2007, 11:11 AM

Whatever, I'd still hit it. He's still got that mac daddy swerve.

**Laurent** · July 9th, 2007, 11:24 AM

Go, Jack, you smooth bastard.

Apparently something else smooth about him is his pits! I wonder if he shaves or waxes those puppies.

**greysfang** · July 9th, 2007, 11:26 AM

^^ At his age its probably the redistribution of hair, you lose it where you want it and grow it where you don't.

**HWBL** · July 9th, 2007, 12:02 PM

Ya gotta love the manboobs, though. What cup is that, C?
He's always done everything his own way, so why change at this advanced age? And yeah: those young chicks most likely are from the Hohan/Shittney brand> very materialistic, superficial and with dollar signs in their eyes.