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    Default Jennifer Aniston's New Man Better In Bed Than Brad Pitt



    Jennifer Aniston has told her new man he is better in bed than her ex-husband Brad Pitt.

    The former 'Friends' actress is currently dating former builder

    Paul Sculforand is said to be very impressed with his bedroom skills.

    A source close to Jennifer - who has also dated Vince Vaughn since divorcing Brad - told Britain's Star magazine: "She's left Paul in no doubt that he is the man for her. She even let slip that he's better in bed than either Brad or Vince!"

    The 38-year-old star has also tried to spice things up in the bedroom by buying saucy underwear from The Love Boutique in Santa Monica.

    The source added: "She spent nearly £400 on suspender belts, pants and stockings. Jen shopped
    online and then sent her assistant to pick the items up."

    As well as being dynamite between the sheets, Jen claims model Paul is very romantic.

    Her close friend Tiffany Laws said: "He bought Jen a huge bunch of flowers, then had chocolates and champagne delivered. She loved that. Jen goes by what her heart is telling her, and the initial indications are really good. She's not bothered about gossip. She will give him a chance to show he's the right guy for her."


    Celebrity News!: Jennifer Aniston's New Man Better In Bed Than Brad Pitt - into GOSSIP.

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    What, STILL talking about brad Pitt's cock? NOOO WAY.

    All those suspenders and stockings were to clamp her maw shut after her new man rolled his eyes at this news.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    I guess that means Brad and Vince didn't like being anally violated with the chin. That answers some lingering questions I've had...

    and Grimm - suspenders are elastic, so you couldn't use them to tie up that jaw - it would be like trying to trap a pelican with a yo-yo.
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    Why is it always "close source" that says stuff to all these magazines...?

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    Cuz the 'close source' is a giant chin wearing a trenchcoat with popped collars.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    why do you hate aniston again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    I guess that means Brad and Vince didn't like being anally violated with the chin. That answers some lingering questions I've had...

    and Grimm - suspenders are elastic, so you couldn't use them to tie up that jaw - it would be like trying to trap a pelican with a yo-yo.

    ^^ Maybe they did like it. The problem was that they obviously didn't like the Mangina that the Chin was attached to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoyoma View Post
    Why is it always "close source" that says stuff to all these magazines...?
    To make it seem beliveable...
    "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way"

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    Of course he is romantic! He's gay! Look for the stockings to go missing...
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    Well duh, we could have guessed that. Look at what Brad's packing.

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    yeah yeah reliable sources...

    On another note, I didn't think this newbie guy was good looking but the more pics I see of him, the more I think he is kind of hot.

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    I call bullshit.
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    Aha! Svennifer is not over Brad! She is a bitter Chin scorned! If she is still comparing men to him, she is still pining.

    Ahh, Sven, take it on the chin.



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    why everyone here hates JA so much? I usually don't comment on these threads because I don't like any of them. But when there is some bad news about Angie most of you seem to think it is obviously fake while anything bad about Jen is obviously true.

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    How tacky, I'm sure this isn't true but it's funny

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