Jessica Simpson dumped by publicist

MillionDollarBaby · November 18th, 2005, 11:07 PM

Yesterday was a bad day for whorelet Jessica Simpson, as she was unceremoniously dumped by her publicist of the past two years, Brad Cafarelli. Cafarelli, who also represents Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson, was allegedly tired of dealing with Jessica’s creepily involved father, Joe Simpson — presumably, Cafarelli would rather devote his time to his clients that don’t need a constant father-figure.

Interestingly, we hear Cafarelli’s final straw was utter exhaustion, the sort that comes from pretending, for the benefit of the press, that Simpson’s marriage to Nick Lachey isn’t a total sham. Much like the rest of us, Cafarelli had had enough.

Moral of the story: When you can’t even get your paid liar to lie for you, things aren’t good

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MrsDark · November 19th, 2005, 12:46 AM

No matter what, she'll always have daddy!

Lobelia · November 19th, 2005, 12:52 AM

He had the business relationship annulled, based on fraud. He was led to believe that she was a sweet, decent, drug-free non-slut.

olivia720 · November 19th, 2005, 12:54 AM

and im sure this guy was being paid A LOT. wow. and he still felt he had to walk away. that's really saying something. he must have been really sick of that crap.

WickedHo · November 19th, 2005, 01:12 AM

Why does Papa Simpson have the reputation of being a perv? I've never seen him on tv, with or without his daughters, and I've never read a direct quote from him.

calendargurl · November 19th, 2005, 01:18 AM

papa joe likes to talk about Jess's boobies...that's why he's a weirdo perv.

MrsDark · November 19th, 2005, 01:18 AM

There are several instances where he has been directly quoted gushing over his daughters body/body parts, discussing in detail her breast size. He is/was also possessed of an almost unnatural obsession (for this culture, day and age) with her virginity and the maintenance of it until the day he walked her down the aisle. His highjacking of her sexuality and the expression therof is probably why she's such a buck ass wild ho now.

WickedHo · November 19th, 2005, 01:25 AM

I guess I'd have to see the comments myself. Out of context, I don't see how he's a pervert. Inappropriate, sure. But not perverted. To me, bragging about your daughter's big breasts is basically bragging about yourself, since she sprang from your loins. And as far as safeguarding her virginity (so to speak): I'm not at all surprised! Fathers are notoriously overprotective of their daughters' honor!

But I'll take you guys' word for it I guess. I just like to reserve judgement of such serious allegations as incestuous behavior until I witness the behavior first-hand.

MrsDark · November 19th, 2005, 01:38 AM

He behaves and speaks in a borderline incestuous manner about/toward her. The shit he said about her breasts was too creepy for words! I can't imagine my dad commenting on my breasts like in the manner he did. He is in more pics with her than her own husband. He can't stand not to be all up in anything having to do with her from her career to what she wears right down to her marriage. I should not even know this much about him! Every other story about Jess since the beginning involves her *svengali-like manager dad* (an oft quoted description of him). Are we talking about the same person here?

calendargurl · November 19th, 2005, 01:52 AM

when they were shooting ' Newlyweds ' papa joe had control over what clips were shown on tv. i think he used this as an excuse to be able to watch the 24 hour candid footage of jessica in her home....too bad the camera's weren't allowed in the bedroom...he wouldve loooved that

WickedHo · November 19th, 2005, 01:56 AM

I can see the Svengali stuff. That's creepy. The breast stuff is odd, too, but... maybe I'm just a sicko myself, lol! Here, I'll prove it to you:

Let's pretend I have a son named Joshua. Let's pretend he has a friend named Pete. Let's say, somehow, in conversation with the two boys, Pete tells me Joshua has a big dick. From that day on, when it's appropriate (like when he has friends over), I would probably tease him by calling him My Big Dick Son. Probably. Cuz I'm a sicko and I love to mess with people's sensibilities.

And I really did have a friend in college that I would call Big Dick Rick. Not because he had one (that, I don't know) but because Dick rhymes with Rick and the first time I called him that he turned beet red.

Again, though, I'll take your word for it about Papa Jo.

MrsDark · November 19th, 2005, 02:03 AM

I'm no prude here, but hafta admit I'd be a little too skeeved at the idea of referring to my son as *big dicked* to others. Though I probably could have laughed at the thought before I had a son. But seriously, it be about like if my dad insisted upon referring to me as his *tight twatted little girl*!

Unrelated college guy Big Dick Rick, however, is pretty funny! But I wouldn't do it if it seriously bothered the guy in question.

calendargurl · November 19th, 2005, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsDark

But seriously, it be about like if my dad insisted upon referring to me as his *tight twatted little girl*!

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nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WickedHo · November 19th, 2005, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsDark

I'm no prude here, but hafta admit I'd be a little too skeeved at the idea of referring to my son as *big dicked* to others. Though I probably could have laughed at the thought before I had a son. But seriously, it be about like if my dad insisted upon referring to me as his *tight twatted little girl*!

Unrelated college guy Big Dick Rick, however, is pretty funny! But I wouldn't do it if it seriously bothered the guy in question.

EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!! THAT'S SO.... WRONG!!!! Keep in mind, I don't have a son now. No kids, actually. So we'll see if I'm singing a different tune when I do have one.

Because in all honesty, how's a mom ever gonna find out her son's got a large penis outside of some embarrassing situation? To refer to the large penis would be to recall the embarassing situation, and not even I'M that sick, LOL!

MrsDark · November 19th, 2005, 02:39 AM

If you live in a house with males for years on end, you're going to at least accidentally see penis at some point or other. I lived at mom's til age 25 with 2 brothers not much younger. Believe me, it's not like I really wanted to know. But I do. I'm only admitting that in the context of this conversation just to give an example. Cause otherwise I don't even wanna give my brothers' wangs a thought, much less talk about 'em!