Hugh Hefner Blames Hilton's Mom For Keeping Paris Clothed

[DevilDoll2025]

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has revealed Paris Hilton's mother Kathy is the only thing that stands in the way of the hotel heiress baring all in the pages of his magazine.

Hefner claims Hilton has had "a standing offer" to pose nude for Playboy for years - and he'd pay her handsomely if she came out of jail and stripped for him.

Speaking at the Monte Carlo Television Festival in Monaco, where he's promoting reality TV series The Girls Next Door, the Playboy publisher says, "I think the problem quite frankly is mama. Mama doesn't want her to pose."

Hilton and Hefner fell out in 2005 when the socialite was put on the front cover of the magazine, leading many to believe Paris had bared all for Hefner's men's publication.

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[WitchHazelEyed]

Sleazebag. He's almost sleazier than Hilton.

[Born In A Brothel]

Puleeze. Her "Mama" had no problems letting Solomon pimp out the sex tape for $.

The same Mama that said any bad publicity of her daughter, the family can turn it around into something good.

I think Paris is the alpha in that family, she runs the show and doesn't listen to anyone.

[Gum Dumpster]

I think she won't do it cause playboy's too classy and not hardcore enough. Hustler's more up her ally.

[Mel1973]

Originally Posted by WitchHazelEyed

Sleazebag. He's almost sleazier than Hilton.

I think hilton's way sleazier than him. He has a job, she never has and never will. I'd much rather see someone who has pulled themselves up by their bootstraps than someone like Parisite.

[darksithbunny]

All her bits and pieces have already been seen between getting in and outta cars to sex tapes. What more is there? Her dick?

[RevellingInSane]

Originally Posted by Gum Dumpster

I think she won't do it cause playboy's too classy and not hardcore enough. Hustler's more up her ally.

Even Larry Flynt would pass on having that skank in his mag.

Maybe for ironic humor, she should try High Society.

[DitaPage*]

Yeah, right.
Seriously how arousing is her pre-pubescent titless, curveless and assless body anyway!

[RevellingInSane]

Her face is a nightmate, do we want to see the rest? Remember those pics showing her ass cheeks skimming the floor?

[varty]

Well, I blame Paris parents for NOT using a condom some 26 years ago!!!

[witchcurlgirl]

Originally Posted by varty

Well, I blame Paris parents for NOT using a condom some 26 years ago!!!

Me too!!!

It's like that old insult from Middle School....."The best part of you ran down the insides of your mothers legs"