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Thread: Hollywood Hills Neighborhood Petitions For Paris Hiltonís Eviction!

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    Default Hollywood Hills Neighborhood Petitions For Paris Hiltonís Eviction!


    Christopher Hauk and Anne Goursaud are a couple of Paris Hiltonís Hollywood Hills neighbors who want the imprisoned herpes patient evicted.
    The neighborhood is growing tired of P.Hís constant parade of paparazzi, house parties, and the nosy helicopters that flew atop the neighborhood the day Paris was hauled back to the Big House two weeks ago. The pair are trying to mobilize other neighbors, emailing their city councilman, and considering hiring a lawyer in an effort to have Paris removed.
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    Oh happy days! This just keeps getting better and better

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    Ahahaha, move to Idaho or something. Please.
    And damn right the circus will be back when she gets out. And she'll probably be on every talk show saying how free her soul is now. Pfttt.

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    Oh, can I sign it. I dont want her in Texas either. Preventive measures and all.

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    Can't we just sign a petition to deport Paris and be done with it?

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    Get a bucket of fuel and a lighter. Problem solved (now!! now!! the bitch is not home for 23 days)

    ** clause: If this ends up happening, it wasnt I who suggested this **

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    A petition to have someone evicted from her parents home? Ridiculous!
    And we do not want her in Idaho thank you very much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    A petition to have someone evicted from her parents home? Ridiculous!
    And we do not want her in Idaho thank you very much!
    No no this is HER home, not her parents, seperate houses...

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    I didn't know she had her own place. I thought she was staying with her parents while all this was happening.

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    Seems to me that maybe they are trying to find a way to keep the paps out of their neighborhood, not kick somebody from their home.

    Not too nice that the names, addresses, and phone numbers of those people are shown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    A petition to have someone evicted from her parents home? Ridiculous!
    And we do not want her in Idaho thank you very much!
    i was hoping no one here lived there.

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    I love this. I wonder what they could possibly do? I doubt they can legally get her to move...they should just play annoying pranks on her until she moves out voluntarily.

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    That would be amusing.

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    I was thinking more like pelting her windows with used tampons or smearing her driveway with poo, burning an effigy of her and a bonfire of her cd's on her lawn, something like that.

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    Or sending her a daily postcard with the message "You're fat and we hate you. Contemptibly, Your Neighbors." You know, you gotta put it in terms she can understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I was thinking more like pelting her windows with used tampons or smearing her driveway with poo, burning an effigy of her and a bonfire of her cd's on her lawn, something like that.
    I would help with the effigy, but you are on tampon and poo duty. I AM NOT collecting the ammo for those attacks.



    Where is the petition to find her having committed a capital offense by existing? Anyone need a pen?



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