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    Default Jennifer Aniston: Adoption Papers Filed!

    Inspired by her friend Sheryl Crow & the suppot of her new man (British model Paul Sculfor), Jen’s filed the papers to adopt her own baby son
    Jennifer Aniston is adopting, an adoption agency source tells OK! magazine.
    Aniston is apparently working with the same agency Sheryl Crow used to adopt and would “love a boy.”
    A friend of Aniston’s tells the magazine that she’s been thinking about adoption for a while and got the process going after seeing Crow with newly adopted son Wyatt.
    “The process has 100% started,” a source says


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    I bet she will be a great mother.

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    Good for her. She has hit that age where a lot of her friends have kids and she is feeling the baby itch.

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    Let's just hope she can stop at just one...

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    All of friends have babies. She has support.

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    I think she'll be very good.

    I like her. Not a popular opinion around these parts, but I don't care.

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    Dang. Somehow I can't see her as a mother. Might get in the way of her perfect highlights and tanning schedule. Gosh I'm mean...

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    I know Aniston is rumoured to be a neurotic and shallow girl. She has had therapy for years, hopefully it taught her a few things.

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    I have no plans to be a mother but I assure you that nothing would get in the way of my hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cataroo View Post
    Let's just hope she can stop at just one...
    Nah. Adopted babies are like Lays potato chips.

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    Barren McSandyVag can't get a man to spelunk in her fish cave to save her career, so now she's jumping on the baby collecting bandwagon in the hopes that works.

    Hey, I bet that cokehead BF she's had for a whole 5 mins really sticks around for this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Dang. Somehow I can't see her as a mother. Might get in the way of her perfect highlights and tanning schedule. Gosh I'm mean...
    Maybe she's focused on her highlights and body so much because she didn't have anyone to love and get her out of herself for a while. I think she'll be very good.

    Angelina collects 'em like figurines and then drags their asses all over creation while congratulating herself. I have a feeling Jen will be much more stable.

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    Yeah, because she's been the apex of stability so far
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    ^Well, more stable than St. Vagina anyway.

    *shrugs*

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    Seriously, between those two, I am in the JA camp.

    Angelina is just weird.

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