Anne Heche is crazy; loses custody in divorce battle

**greysfang** · June 12th, 2007, 11:34 AM

Anne Heche Loses Custody of Homer. Says, "D'OH!"

Filed under: Anne Heche , Custody

(WENN)
Primary custody of Anne Heche's son, Homer, has been awarded to the boy's father, Coley Laffoon. In addition, Heche has been ordered to pay child support to her soon-to-be ex-spouse. E! News reports that a source hinted that Laffoon, a freelance videographer, had been hoping to get $33,000 a month from Heche to keep up his "marital standard of living," but has found that the spousal and child support that he was actually awarded recently is for a whole lot less. Anne will be seeing Homer on alternate weekends, and is getting ready to return to Vancouver in order to begin production on season two of Heche's TV comedy, "Men in Trees." Originally, Laffoon had been expected to bring the couple's 5-year-old son to Vancouver, where the boy will spend the summer with his mother, when the divorcing couple seemed to have agreed to a short-lived truce last month.

However, this new ruling may change that plan altogether.

In this whole story, all I could really focus on was the fact that Anne has returned to Vancouver to shoot a whole new season of "Men in Trees," which has recently become a guilty pleasure of mine. So, YAY! Anne, baby, I'm just trying to see the glass as being half-full. Don't hate. Also, this will give you a whole summer to go out and party like a Hollywood single mom. Woo hoo! Jello shots for everybody!

A Socialite's Life

I know it must hurt her, but it really does seem like the best thing for that kid, Anne is a crazy bitch.

**buttmunch** · June 12th, 2007, 11:38 AM

I just read somewhere today that she's back to snogging the ladies..which doesn't have any bearing on the child custody issue (or shouldn't). Her complete nuttiness, though, is a bit worrying.

**eeyore0101** · June 12th, 2007, 11:40 AM

That poor kid! Anne Heche (or Celestia or whatever she was calling herself during the alien phase) as his mother and a name like Homer Laffoon.

**KrisNine** · June 12th, 2007, 11:43 AM

^^Thank you!! That's what I say. That poor child.

**buttmunch** · June 12th, 2007, 11:47 AM

She is six kinds of crazy.

**aabbcc** · June 12th, 2007, 11:49 AM

Who needs 33,000.00 a month to live? Annually, maybe, but for 30 days? Crazy. I live on half that amount per year [not that I really want to or recommend it

]!

**buttmunch** · June 12th, 2007, 11:50 AM

I was under teh impression that he was from a rich family? Did they cut him off when he married the nutty ex-girlfriend of Ellen? *edit: he's from a pretty well off family but I'm guessing they expect their grown son to support himself.

**KrisNine** · June 12th, 2007, 11:50 AM

I thought I heard someplace that their mortgage payment was about 10 or 12 grand per month.

**lisalucy69** · June 12th, 2007, 08:57 PM

I had a feeling that it would go this way. She's an actress, but not a good enough one to hide her craziness for long. The baby needs to be with a stable parent.

**blissfullyunaware** · June 12th, 2007, 09:02 PM

Too bad for her, I'm sure she's upset. Although I do agree with the verdict...she is CRAZY!

**doriangray** · June 13th, 2007, 03:59 AM

she's crazy. so full of original insights. she's crazy. she's crazy. geez. she's no crazier than most of us. she'll just talk about it. considering her background it's no wonder she has a few ticks. she'll be okay. she's a toughie. he's a bum. i like her. never saw her show though.

**eeyore0101** · June 19th, 2007, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by doriangray

she's crazy. so full of original insights. she's crazy. she's crazy. geez. she's no crazier than most of us. she'll just talk about it. considering her background it's no wonder she has a few ticks. she'll be okay. she's a toughie. he's a bum. i like her. never saw her show though.

I'll admit I have my own brand of crazy going on, but so far I have'nt thought I was from another planet....

**Icepik** · June 19th, 2007, 01:23 PM

I remember when she had the "episode", but what has she done since then that warrants her still being called crazy?

**queenb3577** · June 19th, 2007, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by doriangray

she's crazy. so full of original insights. she's crazy. she's crazy. geez. she's no crazier than most of us. she'll just talk about it. considering her background it's no wonder she has a few ticks. she'll be okay. she's a toughie. he's a bum. i like her. never saw her show though.

haha, that is a scary thought. Maybe I'm a little crazy, but no where near her level.