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Thread: Paris Hilton did have to spread 'em before she entered jail

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    Default Paris Hilton did have to spread 'em before she entered jail

    Paris Hilton DID have to undergo a cavity search as part of the booking process at the jail.

    The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required to undergo the customary 'bend over and cough' search for contraband upon checking in to jail. Not true!

    TMZ has learned that Paris was forced to endure the "search." Humiliation at its finest!

    No word on if they found anything during the exploration


    Paris DID Have to Spread 'Em! (Paris Hilton + jail)

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    Let me be the first to say they found a butt plug.
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    I hope the poor person who had to do it wore one of those biohazard overalls.

    Other than that:
    Vodka and buttfucking for all!
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    ^^^ haha

    Those undies are so ugly! It looks like Paris did a wee wee in her pants while she's got her periods. YUCK

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    I feel sorry for the person who had to stick fingers in that. Can you imagine the smell?



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    I'd want a HazMat suit and hazard pay to strip search her.

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    She has firecrotch panties on. haha

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    As big as her junk has to be, they probably sent in a midget wearing spelunking gear.
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    ^^LMFAO
    hopefully no one contacted her numerous STDs

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    This is why she was released early. They realized that there is no course of action to treat her Herpes Simplex 75 and simply had to get rid of her, no matter what. You can't boil that shit out of your prison linens.

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    She used to spreading her legs, no hard task for her.

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    This was really more info than I needed (or WANTED) to know

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