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    Default Anne Heche divorcing"Denise Richards" style - open court papers filed.

    Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

    Posted Jun 1st 2007 6:31PM by TMZ Staff
    Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Celebrity Feuds
    "Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

    In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."
    In her previously file documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr, Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

    Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.
    Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job - TMZ.com

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    Porn and ping pong......now there is an interesting picture of someone's day.

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    Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

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    Poor Homer. First of all, naming your child Homer is cruel. Crazy always attracts crazy, and finally, those would be some ping pong paddles I would not go near! Ewwww!

    "A massive penis means never having to say you're sorry". Mo

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    She's batfuck. Homer needs to stay with Dad, with no unsupervised visits from Mom. Or better yet, Coley and Homer should move in with Ellen and Portia. A better family All Around.
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    She's going with the best defense is a good offence strategy!

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    being that i love crazies, she has always been a favourite. maybe she should stay single though. she's a bit of a siren though so i'm sure there's lots of chaos to come.

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    Define "too much" in relationship to men masturbating....lol

    His defense should be that, sure he masturbates, but at least he didn't commit adultry and hook up with a costar on his new hit telelvision show!

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    Or that if you were married to Anne Heche wouldn't you masturbate a lot???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Or that if you were married to Anne Heche wouldn't you masturbate a lot???
    Maybe Anne would be wise not to mention that at all. If he has to masturbate a lot then obviously she is not performing her wifely duties and taking good care of her man. She'll make herself look bad.

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    've just choked on my houmous!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Maybe Anne would be wise not to mention that at all. If he has to masturbate a lot then obviously she is not performing her wifely duties and taking good care of her man. She'll make herself look bad.

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