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Old November 17th, 2005, 10:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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nov-17-05 Britney Spears Has Already Seen the Divorce Lawyer



Is Britney Spears kicking hubby Kevin Federline out of her life?

A close friend of the pop star has declared for Australia's NW:
“Britney's already seen the divorce lawyer. As it stands, the divorce papers are written up and all she has to do is give the word and they'll be filed in the courthouse.
She doesn't want to divorce Kevin, but if that's the best thing for her child and for her own sanity, that's exactly what she'll do."

We are leaving the publicists to keep on saying that 'the marriage is fine' and move on to see what Kev has been doing lately.
His luck isn't quite helping him, as he has reportedly broken his hand. Not into the kitchen, not while helping mum Britney with the diapers, but in an LA nightclub.

However, as long as Kevin is still Mr.Spears, he can brag about that, and he does it in the lyrics of his song “Y'all Ain't Ready”.
Here's a sample:

“Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner. I know you all wish you was in my position/Cause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin”

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Old November 17th, 2005, 10:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I totally believe it. And I also read she and Justin are hooking up again. Yayyy Cameron should hook up with K Fed
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Old November 17th, 2005, 10:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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No, Paris-ite should hook up with K-Fed.
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Old November 17th, 2005, 11:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Paris and Kfed...that would be hilarious. Maybe he's packing the goods she's been looking for all this time.
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Old November 17th, 2005, 11:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That would really be perfect as they both already have all the STDs.
They'll create the ultimate STD, "The Cheeto Clap".
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Old November 17th, 2005, 11:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hilarious. I love it.

Time to wake up honey.....
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Old November 18th, 2005, 08:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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He won't divorce her. She's the gravy train, baby! I am just laughing about it all. Paris and Kevin. Oh, that would be the funniest.
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Old November 18th, 2005, 02:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what about britney and justin?
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Old November 18th, 2005, 04:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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They'll create the ultimate STD, "The Cheeto Clap".

god what an idiot you kno he's gonna get millions from the divorce and the fame he got alone for nothing but marrying her is priceless!
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Old November 18th, 2005, 10:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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God, I hope someone knocks some sense into her and she divorces him.
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