Courtney Love wants Pete Doherty

Born In A Brothel · May 28th, 2007, 02:50 PM

Last week, Babyshambles wrapped up the recording of its second album, and over the weekend, Pete Doherty and the boys threw an impromptu soiree at the recoding studio. Kate Moss was away on a modelling assignment, so when Courtney Love heard of the situation, she made herself available to the band. Lucky them.

Not surprisingly, Courtney narrowed her scope and made it known to all that she was quite interested in our antihero, and his attempts to ignore the slut only made Courtney try even harder:

“Pete couldn’t escape her. She was all over him like a rash.”

Although Pete made it clear that he is engaged to Kate Moss, this certainly won’t deter the professional widow from many more future attempts. After all, Courtney is nothing if not persistent. She pursued Kurt Cobain for a few years before she jumpstarted the courtship by punching him in the stomach. Kurt made the mistake of punching back, and before anyone knew it, he was married and dead (both terms being mutually exclusive, of course).

When Edward Norton fell for the crazy bitch, no one knew how it happened, but it seems he had little choice. While Courtney paid a $100,000 salary to her dog walker, she spent her time running errands for Edward and breaking Gavin Rossdale’s heart until Edward would go out with her:

“Edward [Norton] was a tough one, too. It was about eight months of me pretty much going grocery shopping for him every day before we dated.”

After her split with Norton, poor Jack White ended up on Love’s hit list. She subtly announced her intentions during a joint interview with daughter Frances Bean Cobain for Blender magazine:

“Maybe I’ll meet Jack White (singer and guitarist with the White Stripes) and he’ll be my boyfriend. Mommies need to get laid, too.”
Frances replied: “But Mommy, you intimidate men!”

Luckily for Jack, he inadverently and narrowly escaped the clutches of Love by abruptly marrying model Karen Elson. Thusly, the only way for Pete to escape Courtney is by going down the aisle with Kate. Or he could just talk Billy Corgan into making that awful mistake for a third time. Good times, mate.

Agent Bedhead

sweetness · May 28th, 2007, 02:55 PM

They'd be a match made in heaven.

tiggle · May 28th, 2007, 03:03 PM

she probably wants to kill him
like she killed............ ohh never mind.

thrpschr · May 28th, 2007, 03:18 PM

I am frankly baffled by the idea that anybody would be interested in this guy - up to and including Courtney Love, who can do better.

Ravenna · May 28th, 2007, 03:21 PM

They're both repulsive, so it would be an appropriate match.

waikiki · May 28th, 2007, 03:40 PM

Plastic mess wants dirty mess.
How lovely!!!

RevellingInSane · May 28th, 2007, 05:41 PM

This could be the most disgusting threesome in history. Kate obviously will do anything...Courtney you have a chance!

Icepik · May 28th, 2007, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiggle

she probably wants to kill him
like she killed............ ohh never mind.

Come on, sing it sistah - you know exactly what you're talking about!

Voodoo Child · May 28th, 2007, 05:49 PM

Wouldn't take much to kill this sorry sod. Maybe just a glimpse of himself in the mirror should do it...

msdeb · May 28th, 2007, 06:46 PM

Scum and Scummer

kingcap72 · May 29th, 2007, 01:09 AM

Guess Courtney's back on drugs if she's sniffing around the walking crackpipe.

A*O · May 29th, 2007, 07:25 AM

I don't blame her for wanting this lovely guy - who could resist??? And he'd be such a good role model for her daughter.

joy0923 · May 29th, 2007, 07:42 AM

tiggle-she probably wants to kill him
like she killed............ ohh never mind.

You beat me to it!

MrsDark · May 29th, 2007, 09:47 AM

These two would be a great match. I think Courtney could get him if she really put her mind to it. Besides, it'd be a hoot to see a mess like Courtney steal Kate Moss's bf. Not that Kate Moss is any better, really, just younger and thinner...but I guess that does count as "better" in their world. So yeah, this really needs to happen. If for nothing else than our entertainment.

I'm pretty sure Frances will wash her hands of mommy at some point when she becomes "of age" anyway, if mom's still alive to wreak havoc on her life. Either than or choose a similar path to one of her parents (hopefully not).

KrisNine · May 29th, 2007, 03:55 PM

Frances sounds like a smart kid and fortunately, she sounds nothing like her mom. Hopefully, she'll run away to some school abroad and never look back. It would be the best thing for her.