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    Default Mike Myers Kicked Out Of Yoga Class For Farting Fun

    SHREK star MIKE MYERS was kicked out of his favourite Los Angeles yoga class because he couldn't contain himself when a mat neighbour kept farting.

    The funnyman admits he couldn't concentrate and everytime his gassy pal let rip, he started giggling.

    The comic explains, "This guy kept farting and I am not very mature... I'm the youngest of three boys and if somebody farts, it's funny.

    "They were like, 'We're not here to laugh..' but then he did it a second time, louder, and did it a third time and it sounded like a machine gun and I could not stop laughing." Myers was floored when the farter then turned to him and said, "I had a bad Chinese."

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    Umm..what do you say to this?



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    Thats fucking hilarious !
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    Hahaha brilliant!
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    I would have laughed too. And probably farted as well.

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    I would have been more offended by the farter, not the guy laughing at the farter.

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    I just did my ffirst class of yoga yesterday - small class of only about 7 people total,including the instructor. My friend next to me has been to the class, and in one pose she farted. I smiled, and she smiled at me, but we didn't laugh.

    I usually crack up at farts in public, but the mood is a bit too deep to laugh, but if she kept on farting I probably couldn't contain myself either...it's gas, you're supposed to laugh!!!
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    Awesome story. I can't stop laughing.

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    I tried to be mature when reading this, but i realized i'm not really that mature. This story makes me giggle. The only disturbing thing about this story is that MM gets kicked out of somewhere for laughing at a fart, yet Paris, LiHo, and Britney seem to be welcome wherever they go.

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    I'm sorry-but does this happen frequently in yoga classes? Someone would have to call Emergency for me-I would laugh so hard I would be unable to breathe!!
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    there is nothing funnier than a surprise fart.
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    Yeah, I think the laughter would have been kinda contagious. I probley would have laughed too. I think I would have been more grossed out by the gas smell.
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    It makes it even worse when you're not supposed to laugh, it makes you want to laugh even more
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    Teeheehee....

    I was reading that any pose that brings your thigh up closer to or against your torso--downward dog or even squatting--just relaxes the right muscles that make farts happen. Unfortunate, but I bet it does happen kind of often in yoga class. I always hear about it anyways.

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    I don't think I've ever been in a Yoga class where someone *didn't* fart. NBD, but I can see Mike Meyers giggling!

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