Simon Cowell- "Paris Hilton can spend 45days with me instead of going to jail"

**CRAZY 'N' NUTS** · May 23rd, 2007, 09:06 PM

Simon Cowell insists Paris Hilton's upcoming jail sentence for violating her probation for driving on a suspended license won't hinder her career, because the socialite is a "survivor". Music mogul Cowell admits he feels sorry for Hilton, who is scheduled to begin a 45-day jail sentence, although this could be reduced to as little as 23 days, by June 5.

He says, "I feel a bit sorry for Paris to be honest with you. Does she deserve to go to jail? No, I don't think so. But she's a survivor.

"I'm not condoning what she did and I think she knows she made a mistake, but there's worse things in the world and I just feel a bit sorry for her." He adds, "She can come and stay with me for 45 days."

Paris is a survivor (Simon Cowell + Paris Hilton + jail)

**KrisNine** · May 24th, 2007, 12:58 AM

Well, if she drove drunk and killed or maimed someone he cared about, perhaps he would change his tune....

**birdmadgirl** · May 24th, 2007, 12:59 AM

He's a jackass.

**kingcap72** · May 24th, 2007, 01:25 AM

So Simon doesn't think Paris', ahem, career will be affected by her going to jail? I think Jennifer Hudson proved how unreliable Simon's opinion is.

**CRAZY 'N' NUTS** · May 24th, 2007, 03:18 AM

Didnt he just bashed Britney Spears in another thread? Dickhead defends Paris who could of killed an innocent somebody, meanwhile Britney is only harming herself and her own family! I dont know which one is worse... but all I know is Simon should think before he speaks, stupid bastard.

**aabbcc** · May 24th, 2007, 05:56 AM

YES she totally deserves to go to jail ... why are these stupid people saying otherwise? Do they have any concept of how fucking deadly a car is when you have a drunk behind the wheel?!

**Born In A Brothel** · May 24th, 2007, 06:34 AM

Simon is a fan of herpes. Simon is a fan of herpes.

**joy0923** · May 24th, 2007, 06:39 AM

aabbcc
"Do they have any concept of how fucking deadly a car is when you have a drunk behind the wheel?"

I'm surprised he said this i thought he was a smart man.
This must be a brain fart.

**Ravenna** · May 24th, 2007, 06:59 AM

Yeah, wtf? When I read the thread title I thought he meant more like: Paris Hilton can spend 45 days with me instead, I'll straighten her ass out. Then it turns out he sympathizes

DitaPage* · May 24th, 2007, 07:30 AM

UGH

UGH

UGH.

I'd like them to be a couple though. Fug and Fuglier- which is which i dont know.

**Novice** · May 24th, 2007, 08:53 AM

Didn't she have his phone number when her numbers were published a year or so ago?

Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty

I'd like them to be a couple though. Fug and Fuglier- which is which i dont know.

**greysfang** · May 24th, 2007, 10:11 AM

I usually agree with Simon's opinions, but this one is so out of left field. I'm shocked. She must have given him a good BJ or something.

**Mira** · May 24th, 2007, 10:17 AM

I seriously doubt banned gives good BJs. I doubt she gives them at all except for her going price. Which we all know is way too high. Hell, any amount is too high.

**greysfang** · May 24th, 2007, 10:19 AM

^^ Of course she gives BJs. She takes it up the butt for coke, remember? I'm sure most of her higher class hookups refused to do more than let her suck them senseless because they're afraid of the herp.

**Mira** · May 24th, 2007, 10:20 AM

Eh, they've got 50 strains of herp themselves from all their whoring.

Seriously, the story I'd like to see is the proof that Paris takes big money in Vegas for sex. We all know she's done it - many times over.