May 23rd, 2007, 10:40 AM
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Celine Dion compares Las Vegas to a bath robe; threatens world tour
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Céline Dion has escaped Las Vegas. The 39-year-old mom will be launching a tour, bringing her powerful voice and unique rock 'n roll dance moves to the world. "You know, I've travelled a lot, I've done many shows, but I haven't seen the world much," she tells the Canadian Press. "I'm going to take advantage of this world tour and my son gives a good opportunity." Draw your own conclusions as to what Céline's talking about.
The emotional diva says her smash Vegas show, A New Day..., allowed her to get too comfortable and she is excited to push her limits. "It's like wearing the same bathrobe for five years," Celine says. "It was a security zone for me to wear this same bathrobe because it was a zone where I felt good." Good luck getting rid of that mental image.
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May 23rd, 2007, 11:23 AM
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Celine has rock 'n roll dance moves? 
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May 23rd, 2007, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie
Celine has rock 'n roll dance moves? |
lol. Not only that, but they're unique!
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May 23rd, 2007, 12:31 PM
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 I bet they are.
I think I will pass on that one. 
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May 23rd, 2007, 01:23 PM
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Celine Dion's on the loose again? Somebody call Homeland Security, a wave of boredom is about to sweep the country.
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May 23rd, 2007, 01:30 PM
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She's 39? Holy shit, I thought she was in her 50s.
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May 23rd, 2007, 01:40 PM
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I wonder if her unique rock 'n' roll moves will be better than Britney's?
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May 23rd, 2007, 01:58 PM
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She's 39? Holy shit, I thought she was in her 50s.
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I know! what the hell?!! I thought she was in her early 50s. She looks complete crap for her age.
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May 23rd, 2007, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie
Celine has rock 'n roll dance moves? |
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lol. Not only that, but they're unique!
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Don't you all remember her rockin' out at the VH1 Divas, when she performed an AC/DC song with Anastacia? 
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May 23rd, 2007, 02:54 PM
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Don't you all remember her rockin' out at the VH1 Divas, when she performed an AC/DC song with Anastacia? |
That was dancing? Are you sure? Not some kind of lapse in medication?
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May 23rd, 2007, 02:55 PM
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I hereby request Canada to deny Celine any and all exit visas. If the bitch is such a national treasure then you should keep her at home, where we're safe from her.
P.S. Keep that snotty bitch Avril too. Alanis and Shania can stay here.
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May 25th, 2007, 01:51 AM
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She's 39? Holy shit, I thought she was in her 50s.
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Yea, that was a big shock! I can't believe that
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May 25th, 2007, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by greysfang
I hereby request Canada to deny Celine any and all exit visas. If the bitch is such a national treasure then you should keep her at home, where we're safe from her.
P.S. Keep that snotty bitch Avril too. Alanis and Shania can stay here.
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we don't want them either
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May 25th, 2007, 03:08 AM
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May 25th, 2007, 04:45 AM
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Unique rock'n'roll moves = Celine plays "air guitar". 
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