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    Default Sarah Jessica Parker explains the ghey to her toddler

    I’ve often thought about the day when I will need to talk to my little ones about the birds and the bees and using drugs. Well, Sarah Jessica Parker found herself having a different discussion with her son, James. He wanted to learn more about homosexuality. Sarah Jessica has many friends who are gay and James wanted to understand the concept. That’s a smart little four year old.
    “He’s very interested in what being gay is… because so many of our friends are gay. You (have to) think very carefully and you’re prudent about the choice of words and you talk about people looking for happiness and fulfillment in your life and how all families are different and look different.”
    “You’re forced to really consider your answers. You’re forced to think a lot about what you’re saying and how you’re saying it - even the tone.”
    I guess I have to add another topic to my list.


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    Yeah, right. It sounds more like this 4yo caught his flaming daddy doing something and they had to explain it quick.
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    because so many of our friends are gay

    Yes, and maybe Daddy too.
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    "Mommy, why do you and Daddy sleep in separate rooms?"

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    Or maybe he finally noticed that none of the other kids' daddies had a boyfriend.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Why did daddy bring home some time square rent-boy and kiddo wanted an explaination?

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    Had anyone said in the day, that Ferris Bueller was gay, I would have never believed it.

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    "That's why daddy won't share his wowwypops!"

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    "Baby, once Daddy realized that he had already married an ugly man-woman, he decided that the real thing looked better."

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    Haha

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    Yes, baby, that is what the buttler is supposed to do, so standing behind daddy is perfectly normal for him.



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    Stop you guys! This thread is cracking me up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    Had anyone said in the day, that Ferris Bueller was gay, I would have never believed it.
    I KNOW - I thought Ferris Bueller was hotness.... dammit
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    Jeez - is everyone gay?

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